Axl Low/Quotes

The following is a list of quotes attributed to Axl Low.

Guilty Gear[]

Winning

Self: "Whoa, a mimic! Not as handsome as me, though."
Sol: "Pretty good. Not good enough to beat me, though."
Ky: "Ha! With those looks, you'd be a star in my world."
May: "Is this some kind of joke? You're just a kid!"
Baldhead: "You don't look so good! You should see a doctor."
Potemkin: "A Neanderthal!? This world never ceases to amaze me!"
Chipp: "My kusari-gama's range is limitless! Wanna go again?"
Zato: "If I dance, my shadow dances with me. But you..."
Millia: "I used to prefer long hair on girls...but not any more."
Kliff: "Old man, do you know how I can get back to my world?"

Guilty Gear X[]

Winning

Self: "No, no, no! That s not right! My sex appeal is all about my million-dollar smile!"
Sol: "It's kinda rude to go easy on me, my man!"
Ky: "Relax, man. Don't be so stubborn. Just think of it as helping me. Could you get outta my way now, though?"
May: "Oops, was that too much for you? My bad!"
Faust: "I gotta say, you really creep me out. Could you just stay down there for a while?"
Potemkin: "If I could go back in time and see your childhood, that'd be pretty awesome."
Chipp: "OK! OK! You were fast, but I had a longer reach. You knew you were gonna lose, right? Just kidding!"
Zato: "Y'know, people should really try to be more responsible with their life goals. Guess it's too late for you, though."
Millia: "And to think I used to prefer blondes..."
Kliff: "You were pretty cool when you were younger, gramps!"
Baiken: "Dresses and Chinese clothes aren't bad, but kimonos are...How do I put this...SO HOT."
Testament: "You were coming at me from all sides! My reach can't compete with that!"
Justice: "Th-That's right. That's what a h-human can do."
Johnny: "Faster than a speeding bullet! Too bad you're no good when it's time for action, hehehe."
Venom: "Aren't you one of those people who can see, like, dead people and stuff?"
Anji: "You could make a living with your dancing skills. Just think twice before choosing a stage, though."
Jam: "I have two questions. Why are girls these days so strong? And...are you really a chef?"
Dizzy: "It was a close battle. I hope we never have to fight again."

Guilty Gear XX[]

Winning

Note: Quotes against self, Sol, Ky, May, Faust, Potemkin, Chipp, Kliff, Baiken, Testament, Justice, Johnny, Venom, Anji, Jam are the same as in Guilty Gear X.

Order-Sol (post-Slash): "Huh? What happened to you, man? How come you're dressed like that?"
Robo-Ky: "Robots back in the day could only dance, but--Oh, wait...I guess you're not much different! Hehehe!~"
Eddie: "Can I ask you something? You can actually see, right?"
Millia: "So anyway, do you wanna go get lunch with me? I know a lot of good places!"
Dizzy: "You're so charming! I have high hopes for you...So, what's the name of the lady behind you?"
Slayer: "An escort is a man who protects women. I'm the definition of an escort! So, will you introduce me to your wife?"
Bridget: "When it comes to playing around, nobody beats me! Can I see that? Lemme show you how it's done. Ow!"
Zappa: "What the? I'm getting chills...No way...It can't be..."
I-No: "Wait! I remember those breasts...I mean face. Or was it that ass... Aw man! I can't remember her face!"
A.B.A (post-Slash): "What an original and sexy fashion sense! How exciting!"

Guilty Gear Xrd[]

Intro

"You better think up a cool way to lose, mate."
"Go easy on me, okay?"
"I'm playing the lead here. Got it?"
Sol: "You remember your high school romance? The majestic space center in Houston? Ah, the fleeting beauty of youth..."
Sol (post-Rev 2): "Aww, and you used to be so cute."
I-No: "At long last I've found your breasts--I mean this timeline's version of you."
Bedman: "You really don't piss around now, do you?"

Outro

"Don't make this too easy!"
"Not too bad, right?"
"Told you this would happen, didn't I bruv?"

Moves

Instant Kill attack:
- "Time to end this!" → "Amphora Conflagration!"
- "Don't hate me..." → "Buh-bye."
- "My ultimate attack...!" → "See 'ya!"
Instant Kill Outro (Round):
- "Well that was rather easy."
- "Smashing job, self!"
- "You really should've stopped this when you had the chance!"
Instant Kill Outro (Match):
- "You sure make this easy!"
- "Well that was clever of me!"
- "That's too bad, but you've only got yourself to blame."
Faust's Fist of Annihilation:
- "What am I? Comic relief?"
Instant Kill reactions:

Winning

Self: "100 points for imitating a superstar! Buy hey, don't feel down 'cause you lost. Be like me: I'm all smiles, and I don't even have a home to go back to!"
Sol: "Maybe I can't beat you in a fight, mate, but I've studied your weak points all across history. Hey, what's with that look?"
Ky: "You've really got it all, huh? Looks, smarts, skill... But I guess that means defeat hits you pretty hard, doesn't it? Sorry."
May: "Now listen young lady, a woman shouldn't raise her sword, or, uh, anchor, lightly."
Faust: "I've gotten used to a lot of weird things in this time period, but... you're something else, mate."
Potemkin: "I started wondering if you had some gorilla in the old family tree so I checked it out. No gorilla but there is a robot, as it turns out. Bit surprising..."
Chipp: "You're good at hiding in small spaces, huh? I've got one for you right here--right inside the range of my weapon! Ha ha ha!"
Zato: "A shadow's the opposite of something you know, If that thing was the main character, you'd be the shadow. Uh, by the way, are you really blind...?"
Millia: "Long, beautiful hair is really my favorite, but... not when it's all crumpled like that."
Baiken (post-Rev 2): "You know how every record set in a sport will eventually be broken? I think the same thing can happen to a person's mental state. If you're always sad, you're just gonna get sadder. So, why don't you try to break the happy record instead?"
Johnny (post-Revelator): "Hah, you think you can call yourself a gigolo in my presence? The true test of a man isn't about how many ladies you made cry, it's about... huh? You're taking care of them? D-Do you have any vacancies...?"
Venom: "Hey mate, doesn't that hairdo ever...get in the way? Like, "Whoa, didn't see that coming"? You wanna borrow a bandana?"
Jam (post-Revelator): "You know, it's always been bothering me, but... do you wash your hands before you cook?"
Dizzy (post-Rev 2): "I recon you could open a zoo all on your own, missy."
Slayer: "As an Englishman I know how to be a gentleman too, but... that doesn't help you win a fight."
I-No: "I've finally found you. I'm glad I remembered! Those hips--uh, I mean, those lips--no, I mean, that face! Yeah, the face!"
I-No (post-Revelator): "I-No, right...? I'll never forget that again. I think I might even know your 3-sizes... O-Okay, I was just joking. Don't look at me that way."
Sin: "Go ahead and wave that flag if you want, but maybe next time it oughta be a white one."
Raven (post-Revelator): "People who've never seen UFO's generally don't spend much time looking up at the sky. That dark face of yours could use a little bit of light."
Bedman: "I was going to say "Good night, loser!" but you're already asleep! My famous line... useless."
Leo: "Wait a tick, why're you reading off all the laws I've broken? I thought this was supposed to be a duel, mate."
Elphelt: "Wedding dresses are right expensive, I almost feel a bit bad attacking you... I mean, there's no way in Hell I could pay you back for one."
Ramlethal: "I don't know what it is about the future that's got you so riled, but not seeing any value in the past is pretty sad."
Ramlethal (post-Revelator): "You quit taking over the world or whatever? Well, that's a relief. I'm telling you, the true test comes after you've conquered it. What're you going to go? Just more political non-sense."
Jack-O' (post-Revelator): "Just a little while ago, there was a trendy book about understanding people from their appearance and behavior. I was actually quite interested in it... until today, really."
Haehyun (post-Revelator): "I think you were trying to lecture me about something, but you were so far I couldn't hear you... You mind saying that again?"
Answer (post-Rev 2): "Never met a bloke like you before... You what they call a corporate warrior?"

Guilty Gear -Strive-[]

Intro

Note: The conversation starts with whoever is on the P2 side, with P1 side as a reply.

Generic:
- (P2) "Take it easy on me, eh?"
- (P2) "You better think up a cool way to lose, mate."
- (P2) "I'm playing the lead here. Got it?"
- (P1) "Think you can reach me?"
- (P1) "Let's get this started."
- (P1) "No more messin' around, eh?"
Self:
- (P2) "Wow, lookin' good."
  - (P1) "Right back atcha."
- (P2) "What if we're BOTH the real one?"
  - (P1) "I was just thinking that!"
May / Millia / Baiken / Bridget / Ramlethal / Elphelt / Jack-O' / Giovanna / Bedman?:
- (P2) "I've got you on my radar."
- (P1) "Let me know when you wanna give up."
Sol:
- (P2) "I'd like a handicap if possible."
  - (P1) (Sol: "Look who's talking.")
- (P2) (Sol: "Show me a magic trick.")
  - (P1) "Abracadabra!"
I-No:
- (P2) "Got a minute to chat?"
  - (P1) (I-No: "Only if it's with someone else.")
- (P2) (I-No: "Aren't you eager to shorten your life...")
  - (P1) "The only thing shortening's the distance between us."

Outro

"That was too easy!"
"I'm pretty cool, right?"
"Shoulda stopped when you had the chance."
Self: "Sorry, mate, but I've got lady luck on my side."
Sol: "Thank God for that handicap..."
May / Millia / Baiken / Bridget / A.B.A / Ramlethal / Elphelt / Jack-O' / Giovanna / Bedman?:
- "Need me to escort you home?"
I-No: "We gotta do this again sometime."

Round Loss (normal)

"This is goin' nowhere."
"I don't like your vibe."
"Ah, why can't I win?
"Nice work there mate."
"Gimme a break."
"Don't sweat it!"

Round Loss (timeout)

"This isn't cool. At all!"
"Ah, beaten by the clock!"
"Didn't even get my engine running."

Game Loss

"My life's flashin' before me eyes!"
"Ugh, yeah, I'm beat...Hey."
"Uuuughhh!"

Taunts and Respects

"You're totally lame!"
"Let's make this fun!"
"You're pretty cool, eh..."
"It's cool!"