Football Playing Dudes
“With two weeks left in this college football season, the national championship race is looking like it’s going to come down to three teams; USC, Tulane and Arizona State. The Trojans, led by senior quarterback Alex Morales, have blown through most of their opponents and no one is expecting any slip-ups from them as they travel to South Bend this weekend to square off against the 4-6 Notre Dame Fightin’ Irish, a team that is down to their fourth string quarterback and that’s only the top of their ever-growing list of injuries. Following their date with the Irish, USC returns to Los Angeles for their annual matchup with UCLA who hasn’t won a game all season. Barring upsets of the century, USC should be considered a lock for the 2054 BCS National Championship game which coincidentally is in Los Angeles at the Rose Bowl this season.
As for the Green Wave, they have a bit of a tougher road to Pasadena. This Saturday, they head to Starksville where the Mississippi State Bulldogs will be looking to repeat their upset victory of two years ago. The Bulldogs will be buoyed by the return of senior runningback Tom Clayton who has racked up over nine hundred yards in his first season as a start and Rock Hall will have to ensure that his team doesn’t go into the game with one eye on their rivals. LSU has largely bounced back from a season which saw them need win against the then-11-0 Green Wave just to become bowl-eligible. Evan McCollough has settled in with a season under his belt and the Tigers currently sit at 7-3. Let us not forget, should Tulane win against Mississippi State, they will book a place in the SEC Championship Game against a 2-loss Florida State squad that has lost by a combined 10 points. It makes you wonder if this Green Wave team has enough big game experience to finally finish out the season.
Almost a full hundredth-point behind Tulane, Arizona State will have to rely on Tulane doing what Tulane has done in the past two seasons and lose. The freshly-crowned Mountain West champions and suffering from a bad case of the weak schedule. Outside of their conference, the only automatic qualifying team they face was the Big East’s Kentucky in the first week of the season. Hardly a notch on the belt for any team. Of course, all of this could be blown to hell if two of these teams slip up. Then we’d be having some pretty interesting debates for the 1-loss teams.”
“Well, if you didn’t know about the national championship contenders before, I think that about sums it up. But, there is another race that people are going to be watching heading into the final weeks of the season that involves these three teams – the race for the Heisman.”
“Of course. Morales at USC has already racked up 3,500 yards and 32 touchdowns this season while only throwing two interceptions. More shocking than that is his 72% completion percentage. The guy is a machine. NFL teams were tanking for him last year but he broke a lot of hearts when he decided to return to school for his senior season. But it was the right decision. In 2053, he would have been a late 1st round pick but now he is an unquestioned top five selection and could be the first player off the board depending on what some of the underclassmen around the country do.
As of now the experts have Arizona State’s sophomore wideout Graham Rimando as the player to finish runner-up to Morales. 1,700 yards and 14 touchdowns from two different quarterbacks is impressive but he can do it all. Rimando has 400 rushing yards and 3 rushing touchdowns, threw a touchdown against Arizona last week and he has 3 punt returns. He’s the quintessential do-it-all college wide receiver that we’ve all come to know and love over the years.
Then we have our two darkhorses, Tulane’s junior cornerback Devin King and Texas quarterback Johnny Davidson. Davidson’s numbers aren’t anywhere near as gaudy as Morales with a more pedestrian 2,300 yards and 21 touchdowns on the season but what Davidson lacks in the passing department, he more than makes up for with his ability to run. The freshman signal-caller is up to 1,400 yards rushing on the season and has found himself in the endzone on 10 occasions running. By far, the most interesting inclusion in this list in Devin King. Most of the time when you see a defensive player in the running for the Heisman, he’s returning punts and kickoffs while moon-lighting as a wide receiver but not King. Don’t let that fool into thinking he doesn’t deserve the praise. 58 tackles, 5 sacks, 14 interceptions, 3 forced fumbles, 3 fumble recoveries and 4 touchdowns. Those are the defensive stats of some teams but that’s what HE has done this season. That being said, I think it’s Morales’s to lose.”
“Thanks, Nick. Coming up next on College Football Live, how does a team throw two interceptions on one play? The SWAC’s Southern University will show you how when we return.”
Kaley slapped her pen down in frustration. For the past two hours, she’d been trying to figure out ways to cut some of her spending to save every penny possible in hopes that she wouldn’t have to take out too many student loans to afford law school. Unfortunately, it wasn’t looking like anything short of finding a sugar daddy or becoming a stripper would curb the borrowing she was going to have to do to make ends meet—and neither of those were options for her. She’d sooner rob a bank. At least then she’d be able to put her meager pre-lawyering skills to test.
She was still going through money-saving techniques when a knock at the door made her glance up at the clock on the opposite wall. It took her brain a few moments to process the time before she shot up off the sofa, “Shit, shit, shit!”
She’d completely forgotten Cody had offered to take her out to celebrate her passing the LSAT. Practically jogging to the door, she opened it with excuses and apologies poised on her lips but Cody was busy staring back at the driveway.
He slowly turned around and whistled. He jerked a thumb over his shoulder at Caesar’s Aston Martin, “Expensive ride. One of your roommate’s?”
“I wouldn’t exactly call them a roommate,” she said, shaking her head. Caesar was definitely at the house enough to be one of her roommates, “I completely forgot about—“
“Figured as much myself,” he chuckled, nodding to her old sweatpants and sweatshirt, “If you need to get changed, I can wait.”
“Are you sure?”
He nodded, “I’m sure. Cleared my entire schedule out anyway. S’not like I can find something else to do on short notice.”
Shrugging, she stepped back and allowed him through the door. He looked around for a moment before walking straight to the kitchen and opening the refrigerator. She rolled her eyes, “Help yourself. I won’t be long.”
“Thanks,” he threw over his shoulder.
“Don’t drink the cranberry juice, though. Alison will probably kill you for that,” she gave the warning as she passed by him to get to her room but he didn’t seem too concerned.
After a considerable search, Cody grabbed a Coke. Cranberry juice was never his style, anyway. Taking another look around the house, he smirked to himself. He felt things were going pretty well between him and Kaley—a lot better than one would have imagined considering how they’d met one another. She had to be the most down-to-earth sorority girl he’d ever come across. Overly stressed and frazzled but down-to-earth, nonetheless.
Cody peeked down the hall when he heard a door slam against a wall followed by the sound of someone stomping towards the living room. He had to jump out of the way to avoid catching a shoulder to the face.
Barely noticing him, Sophie stormed into the living room with Caesar on her heels.
“Why the fuck are you being so difficult? I just asked you to make me a damn sandwich!” Caesar shouted.
“Who does that? Oh, of course, you do that,” Sophie spun around and stopped long enough to wave her hands in his face to make her point before plopping down on the sofa.
“It’s not like I asked you for a five-course meal. It’s a sandwich, Sophie. Bread, ham, mayonnaise, some damn chips and something to drink. Surely, I deserve that.”
“Deserve that? Deserve it for what? You didn’t do anything. I sucked your dick. You just laid there. Make your own fucking sandwich. You know where the kitchen is.”
Cody chuckled, finding the entire situation hilarious.
Caesar, however, didn’t share his humor as he walked into the kitchen with a few more choices words through at Sophie. He started to open the fridge but Cody was standing too close to the door. Finally noticing the other guy in the house, Caesar leaned back and looked at him, “Mind getting the fuck out of the way?”
“Sorry, bro,” Cody said, hands raised in apology as he shuffled aside.
“And who are you… bro? I didn’t know Mormons started dressing so poorly when they went door-to-door.”
“Kaley’s friend. Name’s Cody,” he put his hand out towards Caesar, “Nice to meet you…”
Caesar looked at his hand and scoffed before going to rummage through the fridge for what he needed to make a sandwich. He stopped wanting to know who this guy was as soon as he referred to himself as “Kaley’s friend.” It made him want to smash the poor kid’s face against the counter. Very few college guys wanted to be friends with Kaley if that didn’t include being able to put their dick in her every once in a while.
After all, he was living proof of that.
“Sorry about eavesdropping on you and your girlfriend, bro.”
“Sophie’s not my girlfriend and stop fucking calling me bro.”
“Well, I don’t know your name…”
“Caesar.”
“Thought you looked familiar. You’re that football playing dude, right?”
Caesar laughed, “Yeah, the football playing dude.”
“I’m not a big fan of it but I hear you guys are pretty good.”
“You know, at first, I just thought you were some worthless fucking gutter punk Kaley dragged in here to feed,” Caesar said as he brushed past Cody to get the bread, “But now I realize that you are just some fucking dumbass.”
“Whoa, bro, no need for the hostility.”
Sophie looked over the back of the sofa, “Yeah, Caesar, stop being a fucking ass. You’re just mad that Cody’s nicer than you.”
“Who asked you? Go back to pouting,” Caesar said, waving her comment off before turning back to Cody, “And you get the fuck out of my way so I can make my damn sandwich.”
“Alright, man. Chill.”
Cody silently thanked everything that was holy when Kaley walked into the kitchen, purse in hand. He was sure that he was on the verge of getting into a fight with someone who was twice his size which wasn’t exactly something that he wanted to do.
Kaley looked up from rummaging through her purse and smiled apologetically, “Sorry, I took so long.”
“S’not a problem. Ready to go?”
“Yeah. Caesar, I need you to move your car.”
“You can move it,” he reached into his pocket and slid the keys across the counter to her, “Break it, you buy it. Just keep the keys on you until you get back.”
Kaley shrugged and motioned for Cody to follow her out of the house.
“Oh and Kaley?”
She ushered Cody out before turning back towards Caesar, “What?”
“Don’t trust nice guys.”
She rolled her eyes at the comment and shut the door.
“You and Caesar must be close friends for him to let you keep the keys to a hundred thousand dollar car,” Cody said when the door was closed and locked behind them.
“Fishing for information on the particulars of my relationship with Caesar?”
“I mean, if you don’t want to talk about it then…”
“Caesar and I were together for somewhere around four years. On and off for a bit. Pretty serious, though.”
“Wait and he’s…”
“Fucking Sophie. Yes. Longest friends with benefits fling I’ve ever seen. Three years strong.”
“Even trying to wrap my head around that makes my head hurt.”
“Don’t try. So, where are we going?”
The sound of ringing had Devin swatting aimlessly at the nightstand, hoping to silence whatever was interrupting a great post-practice nap.
“Para, Devin, para,” Alessa groaned, pushing his arm down. She reached under the pillow and held up his ringing phone, “É o seu celular.”
He sighed and took the phone from her. He was glad she held it up because his brain was barely functioning enough to try to figure out what she’d just said to him. Slipping out of the bed, he went into the hall to take the call.
“This better be good.”
The person on the other end cleared their throat, “Devin? Devin King?”
“If you’re looking for the fourth one.”
“Yeah, I got your number from your grandfather. My name is Troy Price. I’ve been talking to him about his… financial… problems and I figured I should get in touch with you as well.”
“So are you a lawyer or a loan shark?”
The man laughed, “Neither. Just someone trying to help your family out. I’m actually in New Orleans now if you wouldn’t mind meeting with me. I could swing by the campus…”
“I don’t even know you, buddy.”
“I know but like I said, I’m just trying to help. I’d rather not have this conversation over the phone. If you want to meet at a restaurant or something that’s fine.”
“No, I’m not on the campus,” Devin said, figuring he’d give the man his fifteen minutes before sending him on his way. Chances are he was some reporter trying to earn some stripes in the journalism world and after weathering the storm that was Fiona Sanders, he was sure that he’d be able to handle another one, “Can you meet me in like ten minutes?”
“I mean I’m in traffic…”
“Ten minutes.”
“I’ll be there. Where are you?”
Devin rattled off the address of Alessa’s apartment complex. He figured he’d brave the cold and go stand in the parking lot to wait for this guy. It would only serve to annoy him more. Awakened from a great nap and dragged out of bed, a few minutes in 40 degree weather wouldn’t hurt.
He had to admit that if he was wrong about who this guy was, he’d be pretty mad at ol’ Grandpa Devin. He hadn’t spoken to him since the day he tried to convince Devin to declare early. He was actually surprised that he hadn’t tried his hand a third time. Third time was the charm, right?
He stepped back into the room to look for his hoodie but it didn’t take long for him to notice that Alessa was wearing it and had fallen back asleep. Figures.
After a brief argument with himself to just go back to sleep, he headed downstairs, teeth chattering in the wind. He spotted a mid-level luxury car creeping through the parking lot and figured that was this Troy Price person.
However, when Troy Price stepped out of the car, he had to admit it was not what he was expecting. The guy looked like he couldn’t be much older than Devin was. His clothes were a bit wrinkled and he looked like he had been up for the last week and a half. Zipping up his jacket, he crossed the parking lot to where Devin was standing behind a pillar to block the wind.
“You football guys are always the least afraid of the cold,” he laughed awkwardly as he stuck out a gloved hand which Devin shook quickly before crossing his arms once more, “Troy Price, nice to meet you.”
“What can I do for you, Mr. Price?”
“Please don’t call me Mr. Price. That’s what they call my dad and I’m only 26. Still a long way from adding a prefix to my name, don’t you think?”
Devin nodded, realizing that his assumption about his age was correct, “Well, what can I do for you Troy? I’m actually pretty cold and unlike those offensive linemen who like to walk around sleeveless in the cold, it’s not exactly my cup of tea.”
“Right, right. As I said on the phone, your grandpa came to me and talked a bit about his problems with the IRS. He says that you could probably help him and I think I agree with him.”
“No offense, Troy, but what the fuck is some 26-year-old guy going to do to help some geezer with his tax evasion problems? I’ll admit that I’m not the best judge of occupation but I seriously doubt you are a tax agent.”
“You’re right. I’m not. What I am is an agent.”
Devin gave Troy another once over and started laughing, “Come on, man. That shit isn’t funny. You look like you just rolled out of bed and threw the first clothes you touched on. No offense, but I’m dressed better than you and I literally did just wake up.”
“Yeah, well, I’m still pretty new to all of it,” Troy admitted, “It helps with situations like this though because I doubt anyone would think you are talking to an agent before you declare but the thing is I think you need to declare for April’s draft. Your grandpa is in a bad way, Devin, and I think that you and I could make a lot of money.”
“What do you know about what I need to do? I’m getting fucking tired of everyone telling me what I need to do. If I want to fucking transfer somewhere else and apply for a fifth year of eligibility too then I’ll fucking do that.”
“Don’t be dumb, Devin. You have to strike while the iron is hot and it will never be hotter than it is right now. Couple insiders I talked to…”
“Because you know ‘insiders,’” Devin scoffed at the statement.
Troy was unfazed by the quip and continued, “Couple insiders I talked to have you coming off the board in the top 3 regardless of what happens from not to the end of the season. You could erase your grandpa’s problems with a bit of your signing bonus and have enough to set yourself up comfortable for the rest of your life AND that’s just from your first contract.”
“My grandpa told you to come here and talk to me?”
“Yes, he did.”
“Well, I want you to go back to Houma and tell him something.”
“What’s that?”
Devin turned towards the stairs and started walking away, “Tell him to kiss my fucking ass and if he ever sends another shit-brained agent to talk to me then I’ll kick their ass and his ass. That way the NCAA will have a legit reason to bother me.”
“You’re making a mistake if you don’t declare!”
“Fuck you. Invest in an iron,” Devin said over the banister. He was pretty glad that Troy Price looked more like a college student than anyone’s agent. He didn’t need the stress of worrying about the NCAA debating his eligibility.