Show Me the Money
“It’s Monday, the AP has released their weekly college football rankings and Tulane has moved up to #3 with yet another win. I think we should be getting used this by now. This team is the real deal. One time is luck, two piques your interest but a third season of going six games without losing should tell everyone that they are again a contender for the National Championship.”
“A contender? They are going to win it all. I don’t think there is a team in the country that can stop this offense or pass against that defense.”
“As much as I want to agree with you, we all thought the same thing last year when they were 11-0 going into their final game against their rivals in Baton Rouge. Let’s not forget that USC is quietly rolling through their schedule with an offense just as deadly and the number two team, Arizona State, is finally finding its footing in the Mountain West.”
“Tulane’s in the SEC. They’ll jump Arizona State if they both finish the season undefeated. But it doesn’t matter because Arizona State has a late season out-of-conference matchup with the Trojans which won’t end well for them.”
“And how does that bold well for the Green Wave?”
“That’s a defense hand-built with love and care by Rock Hall and it embodies everything they stand for. He lets his defensive backs worry about the pass and that front seven can generate all the pressure they want. It helps that Devin King creates a no-fly zone on one side of the field. Coach Hall has always been about that type of play and it’s panning out for the Green Wave this season.”
“It’s been ‘panning out’ for a couple seasons now.”
“Rock Hall has definitely put this program on the fast track to a crystal ball.”
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Rock Hall walked into the athletic director’s office, cursing under his breath. Tulane had just lost out on two offensive linemen that the team desperately needed and he needed to meet with his assistants and go over a list of other targets. He didn’t have time to deal with Calvin Smith’s overly hands-on approach to Green Wave athletics.
“I’m sorry to pry you away from your recruiting, Rock, but this couldn’t wait,” the athletic director said as he ushered the coach into the office and closed the door behind him.
“Then you should understand why I want to get’n and get out of here as fast as possible,” Coach Hall nodded to the man and sat down in one of the empty chairs in front of Mr. Smith’s desk, “I hope you aren’t ‘bout to ask me about those rumors.”
Smith shook his head, sitting down in his chair, “No, no, of course not. I’d be a fool to say it doesn’t concern me. You’re doing amazing things here at Tulane and I’d like to think of you as the type of man who would honor the contract you signed a couple years ago.”
“I’m still here, ain’t I?”
“That you are, which brings us to what I’d like to discuss with you,” Smith reached over to a stack of papers and thumbed through until he came to the packet he was looking for. He gave it a once over before sliding it across the desk to the New Orleans-native, “We’re offering you a contract extension through 2062. You already have us looking at a National Championship and I’m sure we’re going to win a couple of them in that time frame if we keep at this clip. Of course, we did sweeten the pay packet a bit.”
The coach picked up the contract and lightly thumbed through it, whistling when he caught a glimpse at the proposed new salary. They were pushing him into the territory of the highest paid coaches in college football, “Through 2062? That’s anotha’ seven years you addin’ to my contract.”
“We’re trying to show the country that we’re committed to winning and we haven’t won a bigger percentage of our games under any other coach. I think you’re the one that can continue our run of SEC Championship appearances and run a few National Championship banners up. Consistency is very important in this sport. The last thing we need is a revolving door of coaches.”
“Well, Mr. Smith. This is a big decision so I think that we should be take some time to think on it. You neva’ know. If we are playin’ in some rinky dink bowl game this winter, you might not want to tie me down for that long. So, let’s come back to this at the end of the year.”
“I completely understand,” the athletic director said as the two men stood and shook hands, “Take all the time you need. The contract will be waiting.”
“Mr. Jenkins, could you at least pretend that you aren’t asleep?”
Caesar slumped against the back of his chair and gave the instructor a mocking thumbs-up. He’d had to forgive himself for not being able to keep himself focused when it came to the world of profit margins, investments and portfolio management. With the semester drawing to a close, he’d all but shut down when it came to class.
He knew people would think him a fool for giving up on his studies when being so close to obtaining a degree but that was never in the plan. Besides, he was smarter than the average football player and it showed in his ability to let his mind wander during class only to walk in and ace an exam like he had hundreds of pages of notes. It helped that his course had become less theory and more application.
Feeling his phone vibrate in his pocket, he grabbed his bag and hopped out of his seat drawing strange looks from everyone in the class.
“Sorry,” he said, quickly putting together an excuse, “I’ve been waiting on a call from my doctor and I really can’t miss it.”
“You could have been less disturbing when getting up,” the instructor snapped.
“Right,” he nodded and left the classroom. Reaching into his pocket, he pulled out his phone and was shocked by the name on the caller ID. Talking to Julie over the phone wasn’t out of the ordinary for him but he was usually the one calling her thanks to his hectic schedule.
“You were in class, weren’t you?” Julie asked as soon as he picked up, not bothering with the pleasantries.
Caesar unconsciously looked over his shoulder before lying, “No, I was asleep and couldn’t find my phone under all the shit on my floor. The ol’ dorm room’s a bit of a disaster area.”
That last comment wasn’t much of a lie.
“Oh, I just didn’t want you missing something just to answer the phone.”
“Julie, don’t worry about it. I wasn’t in class so you aren’t making me miss anything. So, what have I done to have you calling me in the middle of the day?”
“You make it sound like I’m your mother, Caesar.”
“Well, you are a mother and sometimes you get that authoritative mom tone going on so I’d say that you could make a pretty good stand-in if I were younger and needed someone to get me out of trouble at school without my parents knowing about it.”
“You’ve done that before, haven’t you?”
“I plead the fifth.”
“Shame on you. Anyway, I didn’t call to hear of any more of your wild childhood. So, I think I’m going to come back to Louisiana for a couple months. Mrs. DeRossi needs to meet her grandson and I know you probably want to see him.”
“Of course, I want to see him. You aren’t staying in a hotel, you know that right?”
“Caesar, I—“
“Nope, I��m not hearing it. You’re not staying in a hotel for months let alone some shitty one. I don’t care if I have to go buy a house for you to live in.”
“I don’t need a damn house for a couple months. We’ll see what happens when I get there but you know how I don’t like taking handouts.”
“A handout and a hand-up are two different things.”
“Well, I’m going to pay you back eventually for all the things you’ve given me.”
“No, you won’t.”
“I am and I will.”
“I won’t take it.”
Julie sighed, “You’re one stubborn motherfucker, you know that? Eventually, I’m going to have the money to pay you back and you are going to take that damn money even if I have to go deposit it in the damn bank myself.”
“And you’re calling me stubborn. I’m not going to budge on this money thing so we are wasting our time arguing about it. When are you going to be here?”
“By the end of the week, hopefully.”
“Damn, I’ll be in bumfuck Mississippi then. We got a game against Ole Miss.”
“Couldn’t all of Mississippi be considered bumfuck?”
“I supposed you could. There are a lot of sister and cousin fuckers out there. Probably some brother fuckers, too.”
“That’s definitely a visual I wanted. Thanks, Caesar. I’ll see you when you get back from Mississippi.”
“I hope I survive those hordes of inbred retards. Three eyes, one arm, fifteen toes…”
“God damn it, Caesar. Shut the fuck up.”
“Alright, alright,” he laughed, “I quit. See you soon.”
There was a list of things that Devin expected to do on a regular basis in the last few months: go to class, go to practice, lift weights, do a little cardio, eat, sleep, listen to Alessa tell him about whatever the athletic department had cooked up to make him more popular and play football. He didn’t mind the routine. He actually enjoyed the predictability of his life.
The joy of predictability was the reason why he was pretty pissed off about having his routine thrown for a loop by the other two Devin Kings in the world.
His father had demanded he meet them “for lunch” and wouldn’t take no for an answer no matter how many excuses Devin had come up with. He was pretty sure most of them sounded plausible. Surely, “I have an exam” should have kept an educator off his back.
A better question to be answered was when the hell his dad started going out for a meal with his grandfather, let alone going for a meal in New Orleans. It was no secret they’d never saw eye-to-eye and he was positive they didn’t bury the hatchet since he’d left for college.
Nonetheless, he was still walking into New Orleans Hamburger and Seafood as had been demanded of him.
“Aren’t you Devin King?” the hostess asked as soon as he stepped through the door. He’d have to make a note of telling Alessa to tell her bosses that their efforts were working.
“Ummm, yeeaaah. I-“
“Oh, wow. I’m more of an LSU fan than a Tulane fan. No offense,” she added that last phrase quickly after realizing who she was talking to but Devin waved it off, not really caring who she was loyal to, “But you’re pretty fu- frickin’ good. Pretty cute, too. Mind taking a quick picture with me?”
Devin had to fight off a grimace. He still wasn’t used to the whole fame thing but he acquiesced anyway, “Yeah, sure.”
The girl smiled and quickly got her phone from under the podium she was standing next to. After a few moments of her struggling to reach her arm out far enough to get them both in frame, Devin took the phone from her and did it himself.
“Handy, too,” she giggled as he handed her back the phone.
“I try,” he shrugged, “Well, my dad and grandpa should already be here… somewhere.”
“Right,” she nodded, fan girl mode seemingly over. Reaching over to a clipboard, she scribbled something onto a piece of paper and ripped it in half before grabbing a menu for him, “Follow me.”
As he trailed behind the diminutive hostess, he was glad that the place wasn’t very busy. Outside of a few double takes, no one really bothered him. He was also glad his dad and grandpa were seated towards the rear of the restaurant, away from most of the other patrons. He didn’t know anyone listening in on the eventual argument.
“Here we are,” the girl smiled, setting the menu down for Devin, “Y’alls waitress should come by again but if you need anything my name’s Bethany. Enjoy your meal.”
“Thanks,” Devin nodded to her as she walked off. He turned back to the table, noticing that the other two men at the table were staring at him.
“She wasn’t that nice to me,” the oldest of the three said.
“It’s because you are a grumpy old man,” Devin chuckled before opening the menu. A shard of paper slipped out and fell onto the table. He picked it up and had to stop himself from laughing as he realized the hostess had slipped him her phone number. Glancing around the table, he noticed an extra cup of water, “That for anyone?”
“You if you want it,” his father answered.
Devin rolled the piece of paper between his fingers and dropped it into the water, pushing it to the bottom with his finger.
“Was that what I think it was?” Devin, Jr. asked.
Devin shrugged and went back to browsing the menu, “Depends on what you think it was.”
“Boy, just when I think you are finally getting it through your head about this football shit, you go and do something like that. If I was 20 years younger, I’d give my left nut to get with that one.”
“Jesus Christ, could you be any more crass?”
“Doesn’t matter,” Devin waved off the comment, “Not that it’s any of your business but I’m kinda with someone and that girl is pretty average in comparison. So, what the hell am I here for? I could be doing something more productive.”
“Before the food?”
The youngest King nodded, “It’d be easier for me to leave if I didn’t have any food in front of me. Come on now, out with it.”
“Well, your grandfather told me that he talked to you about his problems with the IRS.”
“Did he also tell you what I said about that?”
“Yes, of course, but take a minute to think about it Devin. I know I haven’t always been my own father’s biggest fan but I don’t want him to sit in jail over some unpaid taxes especially if I had the means to help him out. That’s a little cruel, don’t you think?”
Devin looked up from the menu, “Fried shrimp sure does sound good. Fries, hush puppies. A meal of champions.”
“I told you he wasn’t having it. I don’t know why you dragged me all the way up here thinking you had any better chance of convincing this ungrateful bastard than I did.”
“Insults work wonders.”
Devin, III sighed heavily, “Damn it, Devin, could you just listen to me for a minute? We’re not the closest of families but we are still family. This is a delicate situation that could tear the family apart if we don’t handle this properly. How do you think Grandma Lori feel if her husband was sent to jail for God knows how long?”
“What the fuck am I supposed to do about that?” Devin asked angrily.
“What do you mean what are you supposed to do about that? Isn’t that obvious?”
“How many times do I have to say that this is my fucking decision to make? If I don’t want to declare for the motherfucking draft, I’m not going to declare for the motherfucking draft. Stop trying to tell me what to do with my damn life. I don’t know why you two even thought this would work. But please, do try again in a couple months. Now, where is that waitress so I can make this trip worthwhile?”
Devin was happy that there were no more attempts to try to sway his opinion on whether or not he was going to declare for the draft. Unfortunately, he knew the conversation was nowhere near over. He’d give it a couple weeks before either his dad or his grandpa called him up or he would get caught in Houma during the break between the conference championship game and whatever bowl game Tulane played it.
As strange as it sounded, despite his vocal protests to adhering to the opinions of his elders, he did feel some sense of obligation to help his family out of the rut that Devin King, Jr. had dug them into.
That was how life worked wasn’t it? The financial burden of a family passed down the youngest male as soon as they found a means to take on the burden. It was one of life’s cycles that one couldn’t avoid but it’d be a tough choice if he was playing in New Orleans in January instead of Los Angeles.