This might be old, but no matter what anyone here says, this one must pay respects to this franchise in a honorable way. *Ahem*
R.I.P The Three Heroes
For in a dastardly attempt to be the king of the music market, you have been run dry of your power. You are not to blame friends. Activision was the one who did this to you, killing you instead of giving you the much needed rest you deserved. Instead of just skipping to the sorrow festivities, it is better to at least give your deaths a slight bit of honor.
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For Guitar Hero: The guy who rocked out with his... er, forget it...
You were the main Hero to be affected by the mad machine of hate run by Bobby Kotick. You were dried out of the goodness that was characterizing you when Harmonix was your mother until she left you and your alcoholic, murderous, selfish, greedy and downright hateful father Activision took the reins, of which you were starting to fall apart and being raped by your father until he chainsawed your head out of your neck. Pitiful.
Despite your style, if there is only one thing this one must thank you for, is the fact that you have changed this one from an MTV-generation high schooler to a fellow with an excellent taste in music ever since 2007. This one salutes you and will remember the times this one struggled trying to beat Jordan on Expert, only to fall short of completion over 9000 times.
For all the moments of cherish, arguements and insults you have created upon the gaming community and for having your shiny moments in pop culture, we salute you. From becoming part of most of our lives and cluttering the closet of your followers with your plastic instruments, whether they were just temporal or Scorehero-type permanent, we give you a rose in you name. And from the moment the humble and downright awesome members of the Harmonix development studios made you see the light until the day the devil Bobby Kotick and its demonic company Activision, along with its Four Horsemen of Apocalypse, dragged you the depths of the ground into the unending chasm that most simple mortals of this society would call "The Abyss of Suck"... we drink a cup of wine in your name.
For DJ Hero: The sweet girl who found happiness in the turntable
This one never had the chance to try you out. However, this one can tell you that you were starting to have a good run in the market, as you were something fresh. Thanks to the fact you went on a sector of music that most developers feared of going into (that is, the Electro-type music sector), you were starting to become a cult classic amongst fans of Electronic music, including this one. Unfortunately, the father of your brother Guitar Hero was going to make you follow on the steps of him. Taking a peek at your father Activision while he was taking your brother GH's head off its body was probably the worst decision of your life, which led you to the same death, and an eternity with him.
You were likely to become one of the favorites in this one's game collection. Perhaps there is still time to check you out...
For Band Hero: (Removed due to racism)
You have been dead in the basement for quite some time. Still, no one cares about you. We'll make sure the rats at least feast on your rotting corpse once we toss you into the sewers.
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Let these deaths mean nothing to us gamers and the industry that powers our subculture, but a message of how oversaturation withers a franchise until it is grinded into dust, for Genesis 3:19 says: "... for dust you are, and to dust you shall return.", and gaming franchises are no different from us.
Thank you for your contribution to our gaming society Three Heroes. It is too bad that you all had to be beheaded this early. Perhaps in another age, where the plastic instrument music genre must refill that gap it once filled in 2005 we might see you again, only without the need of them toys.
Goodnight sweet princes (and princess).
*Salutes*
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