Have you ever wanted to grow a beard like Alan Wake? Now you can, as Remedy Entertainment has finally revealed the secret to getting hair like Alan Wake in Alan Wake 2’s latest DLC, Night Springs.
How to Grow Hair Like Alan Wake
If you’ve played through the Night Springs expansion for Alan Wake 2, which was just released today, chances are you’re probably leaving it with more questions than answers. I know I am, as there were a bunch of weird twists and turns in this rather bizarre collection of stories. One of those stories just so happened to be centered around one of Alan Wake’s biggest fans, Rose, a waitress from the Oh Deer Diner. You might call her obsession with Alan Wake stalkerish, as she will do anything in order to win Wake’s love.
This includes venturing off to his mansion, where several items belonging to Alan Wake are, including a note containing the secret to how Alan Wake keeps his hair and beard so shiny and clean. The note reads:
HAIR/BEARD REGIMEN – TWICE A WEEK
- Wash thoroughly with cold water
- Gently pat dry with high thread count towel
- Brush 3x with honeycomb (bought locally at the farmer’s market)
- Apply shampoo to dry hair
- Rinse with cold water
- Gently pat dry with high thread count towel
- Condition often
GENERAL RULES
- Never wear hats
- Once a month, rub 3 mixed eggs (bought locally at the farmer’s market) into damp hair scalp, and beard
- Avoid chlorine, heat, and inexperienced barbers.
Finally, the secret to growing healthy long hair and a thick beard. Sure, it’s a lot of work, but no one can deny the end result. It’s just a shame that you’ll have to part ways with your hats if you love wearing those, but that’s a sacrifice worth making if it means not going bald in the end.
Expect our review of Alan Wake 2’s Night Springs DLC to hit the site soon.