picking LINT off the SOFA????

kids these days have it so easy. not only do all actors ship the gay ships they’re part of, some of them ship them even harder than the fans do. back in my day we got hatecrimed by jensen ackles at fan conventions.

john silver thru the seasons

unrestrained summer fun

Fierce knight

those sex meme accounts manage to make being aggressively horny incredibly stale and boring it's a wonder

when I was younger I didn’t understand why “may you live in interesting times” was considered a curse in ancient greece.

I get it now.

doesn’t get much more interesting than this

Comms open☼

Hi! So, due to personal reasons I will be moving out do a different apartment in a few months and I really need to be able to save some extra money for all the different processes that entails. So I thought of doing a quick type of commission, since I don't really tend to offer specific commission types.

This post will cover its details but you can always write to me if you would like to know more, or ofc if you happen to be interested in a commission with different specifications ✨ ...

This is close to a bust-portrait commission, initially available in a heart or circle shape (but I'm thinking of a star shape too, just have to check how chunky it needs to be to actually get to draw within its space)

Argenti from Honkai Star Rail for example 💖 I will pin this post and edit accordingly when I have more examples to show

Some details to have in mind

☼ Base price is 85USD. Payment is upfront and through PayPal ☼ 2-3 weeks for turnaround (to this I must add it's potentially way less but I rather give that timeframe just in case personal stuff gets in the way, I will notify accordingly of course) I'm open to drawing characters from games/books/content in general, your OCs, portrait of you/loved ones. Essentially almost everything so long as it's not derogatory in any way. Also no gore (scars/healed wounds are ok). Do take into consideration it's a stylized portrait please ✨

☼ Extra character or animal (just a max of 2 characters + animal at most) will make the price go up ☼ You will receive a 25x25cm (9.8x9.8 inches according to google lol) 500dpi file. Since it's a specific shape, I will send both a PNG and JPEG file with a solid white bg (unless you state a specific color)

This commission is NOT for commercial use, and it is absolutely NOT permitted to use for NFT minting nor genAI libraries.

You can access the form for this commission type here just for me to keep commissions in order in case I have to make a potential wait-list :)

I think for now that is all. It would be a pleasure to draw your favorite characters (or people!) And I deeply appreciate your support 💖✨

-- If you can't commission, that's perfectly fine, you can also help me reposting this ☺♥

Hairy chests on women are normal because all women get chest hair. Even cis women without PCOS or any kind of hormone imbalance can grow some impressive stalks around the nipple. free the nipple and free her garden

new prized possession

need to hunt this down for the distro

I love this picture so much I think about it every time I use the mimic tear and go to town on a boss

every emotional fandom post is written like this

oscar the grouch, who lived and loved in a trash can

oscar the grouch, who ate rotten bananas because he didn't have the self esteem to try for fresh ones

oscar the grouch, who pushed big bird away because his love burned as bright as the sun and oscar the grouch knew he was the moon

would die for a fresh hot corn on the cob rn

i forgot where i was. cock on the cob i guess

corn on the cock. i hate it here

im gonna fucking corn on the kill myself