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I make you money from your website | Search Engine Specialist (SEO & PPC) | Father of 2 girls | Husband of 1 wife

I've been very quiet on here of late. It's been a funny couple of months to be honest, loads going on, some good, some bad but all very stressful and my head is feeling a bit battered. But I was reminded of this quote today and it never fails to make me smile: "I went out to buy an envelope ~ Oh, my wife says, well, you're not a poor man, You know, why don't you go online and buy a hundred envelopes and put them in the closet? And so I pretend not to hear her. And go out to get an envelope because I'm going to have a hell of a good time in the process of buying one envelope. I meet a lot of people. And, see some great looking babes. And a fire engine goes by. And I give them the thumbs up. And I ask a woman what kind of dog that is. And, and I don't know. The moral of the story is, is we're here on Earth to fart around. And, of course, the computers will do us out of that. And, what the computer people don't realize, or they don't care, is we're dancing animals. You know, we love to move around. And, we're not supposed to dance at all anymore" - Kurt Vonnegut I'm going to spend my weekend farting around and looking for fire engines to wave at, I hope you're all doing something similar!

Dawn Wolfe

Animal Talent Agent- Host of the Pawsitively Famous Podcast

4w

Sounds like a wild adventure ahead. Embrace the chaos and enjoy the ride

Callum Devine

MD @ 🧪 cbsocial (Social Ads + Content) 🎮 IN CNTRL (Gaming controllers)

4w

Love the quote mate, we all have those weeks don’t we? Have a good weekend, as long as you’re spotting fire engines and not great looking babes… 😅

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Steven Thompson

Experienced Mortgage Adviser | I arrange and protect your mortgage

3w

Hope you’re well mate. All of these things are sent to test us - but make us stronger. Enjoy farting around. It’s the best way to spend a weekend.

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Cheraine Escott, MBA(Exec)

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4w

Love it! Already went for a dog walk and met 2 new dogs and saw the regulars 🐕 Also saw these yogis in the park! Have a fun weekend 🙌🏻🙌🏻

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Tom Clarke

🚀 Founder @ Reason8 | Websites for Ambitious Business Owners

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I burnt out last week and have slowed down since. Feel much better and clearer for it. Do some stupid sh*t this weekend. It will completely clear your mind!

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Ian Proctor

Taking Wix websites beyond what we know is possible & marketing your business through Wix and beyond.

4w

Camping and farting around looking at modified cars. Complete farting is gonna happen in the next 48hrs. YES!!!!!

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Rene' Murata

Helping leaders amplify their visibility and impact! Helping companies increase their safety.

3w

I hear you Mike Lewis I hope you find some ways to distress. All these online people will be here when you are ready and good.

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Tabasum Shafiq

English language educator : Elevating Language, Design, and Events with Expertise in ESL, Graphic Designer, Researcher and Event Management | Excel in Artful Craftsmanship,and MS Office Mastery!"

4w

Interesting view

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