something REAL basketball fans can ALL AGREE on.

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I know that some people might have a hard time with this but I do think it is universally acknowledged that Crunch is the best Mascot in the NBA and I'll even go so far as claim all professional sports.

The elegance and grace that he exudes while dunking is truly beyond compare...

If you think you mascot is better get the fuck out of here. Just look at this guy and tell me you wouldn't take a bullet for him...

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yall better give it up for Crunch goddamn it
 
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DrEllieSatler said:
I know that some people might have a hard time with this but I do think it is universally acknowledged that Crunch is the best Mascot in the NBA and I'll even go so far as claim all professional sports.

The elegance and grace that he exudes while dunking is truly beyond compare...

If you think you mascot is better get the fuck out of here. Just look at this guy and tell me you wouldn't take a bullet for him...

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yall better give it up for Crunch goddamn it
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I won free tickets/parking to one Wolves game like 5 years ago. They still had Love, but Rubio wasn't as good as he is now. They were getting styled on by Curry, like they were up by 30 in the second quarter.

The arena was maybe 15% filled.

The pump up/marketing team were trying their best, but the atmosphere there was horrid. I left during halftime.

Crunch was the only good part.
 
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To be completely honest... I dont think I could have even said who the Twolves mascot was prior to this. I havent been to a Twolves game in probably 10 years. Used to have a corporate box but I couldnt give the damn seats away. From what I hear they have gotten better but the games used to be so bad that it wasnt even worth free tickets if you had to pay for parking downtown. The NBA is also rigged in such a way that teams like the Wolves will never really be any good anyways.
 
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trav644 said:
He's alright but he's a mascot for the most embarrassing franchise in pro basketball frfr
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I never said shit about the team being good. I said Crunch was good. He's not Jesus. He can't make miracles but I can see how you would think that since he's so fucking great. Just look at him. Tell me it doesn't make you swell with pride...

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DrEllieSatler said:
IheartNintendo said:
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I'd take a bullet for that guy.
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:^O:^O:^O

Surely you jest! ;)
He's falling all over himself. Crunch is smooth as fuck and women can tell...

It's like moths to a flame...

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