-=-=-=-1000 things I learned from The Star Wars Battlefront Series-=-=-=-

[Robbie922004]

This is a boards game. If you're not familliar with it, it goes like this.

1. I learned that a medical droid only hides my wounds!

Then the next person who posts numbers theirs thusly:

2. I learned that Jawas are racists!

Don't post more than two things per post, and don't double post.

Next person starts at 3, so someone come up with that third thing that we learned.

 

[Rossie94]

3. I learned that BF3 is dead in the water!

 

[Sly55Crow]

4. Rebels need there eyes checked

 

[Robbie922004]

5. I learned that rolling is as useful in real lif as it is in the game

 

[Sly55Crow]

6 I learned that cpu jawas are better that human played jawas

 

[forzenspear2004]

7. I learned that the Tatoonie bar song is the BEST song in the game.

 

[Robbie922004]

8. I learned that the Assault song on Tatooine is the WORST song in the game.

 

[forzenspear2004]

9. I learned that Robbie doesn't know good music.

 

[dash641]

10. i learned their flanking us

 

[Robbie922004]

10. I why Wampas are angry: The crash bandicoot series stole their name for a fruit!

 

[Rasengan31]

12. I learned that Anakin Skywalker is Criss angel as he can be at two places at once on Mos Elsey.

Anakin + Darth Vader (in the same location) = Mind f**k

 

[Robbie922004]

13. I learned that hokey religions and magic are nothing compared to a good blaster by your side!

 

[Sly55Crow]

14. I learned that a sniper rifle is better

 

[Robbie922004]

15. I learned that the only thing Jar Jar Binks is good for is laughs.

 

[forzenspear2004]

16. I learned that Engineers are an important part of every team.

 

[Robbie922004]

17. I learned that Jabba is the biggest, laziest jerk in the game. Even more so than Me

 

[forzenspear2004]

17. I learned to never try to walk directly in front of Jabba.

 

[Robbie922004]

You skipped 18 frozen

I'll just go to 19.

19. I learned that Chewbacca is actually cooler that the rest of the Wookiees.

 

[Sly55Crow]

20 I learned remote rockets don't respond

 

[Robbie922004]

21. I learned that most rebels are violenty emo.

 

[iOwn3G]

22. I learned that Jedi's can FLY!

 

[Robbie922004]

23. I learned that slow Emperor is slow!

 

[Sly55Crow]

24 i learned the emperor needs a better manicurest

 

[Robbie922004]

25. I learned that Dooku will be missed.

 

[Rossie94]

26. I learned how much I loved Bespin when it was removed from BF2.

 

[bennusmagnus]

27. I learned that Jawas will steal every flag that they see.

 

[Robbie922004]

28. I learned that deep down, I hate Bothans. Take me off a 99 kil streak, will ya??

 

[frankdux]

29. i learned that boba fett expects payment after he dies.

30. i learned that han solo can never seem to find the fire.

 

[iOwn3G]

31. I learned that Luke Skywalker must have been pretty amazing if he could take down a Wampa.

 

[bennusmagnus]

32.I learned that Anakin fighting alongside Darth Vader will not cause the time stream to collapse on itself.

 

[Yrian]

33. I learned that soldier's suck

 

[bennusmagnus]

34. I learned that you can snipe the emperor.

 

[Robbie922004]

35. I learned that everyone should know how to hide whilst playing the sniper.

 

[ProsperosCell]

36. I learned how to bullseye womp rats in my T-16 back home

 

[Lord_Frish]

37. I learnt that my left analog sticks padding fell off

 

[Sandman822]

38. I learnt that I needed a PS1 memory card to get the game to load. A PS2 memory card won't work.

 

[puffteam]

39. I learned I am too pro at this game

 

[legacyAccount]

40. I learnt that I know what number comes after 39.

 

[UpliftHarp]

41. I learned that when I don't shave my pubic hair, my junk looks exactly like Chewbacca's except for the fact that my Penis is circumcised.

 

[forzenspear2004]

42.) I learned that everyone can be repaired by a robot.

 

[bennusmagnus]

43. I learned that everything vanishes when it dies/explodes.

 

[AliceBlueFinch]

44. I learned that enemy droids are much weaker than you are.

45. That Yoda can jump high for a short guy.

46. Taking down an ATAT in a game is a pain.

47. The game would have been better if Princess Leia was in it.

48. The method by which clones are dispensed is very similar to that of Pikmin.

49. Corner glitching is harder than it looks.

 

[Robbie922004]

44. I learned that enemy droids are much weaker than you are.

46. Taking down an ATAT in a game is a pain.

47. The game would have been better if Princess Leia was in it.

Clarly you've never actually played the game

 

[Robbie922004]

50. I leanred that Wookiees are black under their fur. And under their black, they're Darth Revan.

 

[Rasengan31]

51. I've learned Lucas arts really is stupid, as they scrapped BF3
52. I've learned Jango Fett can survive a lightsaber slash, this was certainly not the case in Episode 2.

 

[Robbie922004]

53. I learned that SWBF is barely cannon.

 

[ProsperosCell]

54. I learned that Storm Troopers are clones.

 

[Robbie922004]

54. I learned that Storm Troopers are clones.

False

55. I learned that no matter what, the Jedi alway dies.

56. Boba Fett does not.

 

[puffteam]

57. I learned every enemy has a weak spot.

 

[ProsperosCell]

58. I learned that Luke Skywalker is Anakin's son