HIGH The voice acting and environmental design are sublime.
LOW Any section with swimming.
WTF The number of pulsing tentacles.
HIGH The voice acting and environmental design are sublime.
LOW Any section with swimming.
WTF The number of pulsing tentacles.
HIGH Pulling off a perfectly-timed string of hits without hesitation.
LOW Where is the last guy on this level?!
WTF The balancing of the last two stages!
HIGH A pretty solid soundtrack.
LOW A comparatively weaker second half.
WTF A girl with a humongous rifle!
HIGH The atmosphere is sublime.
LOW Seeing everything it contains in an hour.
WTF 70k seems like a low amount, given the stakes.
HIGH It’s a time machine back to the ’90s.
LOW The instant-fail stealth section.
WTF Sock puppets that the main character thinks are real people.
Welcome to This Is Not A Review. In these articles we discuss general impressions, ideas and thoughts on any given game, but as the title implies, it’s not a review. Instead, it’s an exercise in offering a quick recommendation (or dismissal) after spending enough time to grasp the ideas and gameplay of a thing without necessarily playing it from A to Z.
The subject of this installment: the pinball tables available in the recent release Pinball M, developed and published by Zen Studios.
HIGH The sewer level.
LOW Exploring a tripwire-filled room with terrible controls.
WTF Why put such a cute dog in such an ugly game?
HIGH Endless unique experiences with genuine moments of horror.
LOW Two types of bugs and only one is out for blood.
WTF My neck has been snapped more times than I can count.
HIGH New challenge modes.
LOW Repetitive sound bites.
WTF Pinball blood trails.
HIGH Looks good and plays better.
LOW Platforming in the later levels.
WTF The boss that moves in 3D… in a 2D focused game.
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