HIGH The voice acting and environmental design are sublime.
LOW Any section with swimming.
WTF The number of pulsing tentacles.
HIGH The voice acting and environmental design are sublime.
LOW Any section with swimming.
WTF The number of pulsing tentacles.
LOW Muddy graphics in prerendered cutscenes.
WTF The best Jade Cocoon game I’ve played since Jade Cocoon
HIGH Devastating new weaponry, nightmarish new areas, loathsome new enemies.
LOW Some levels feel like deja vu. Purges are even more tiresome than in the base game.
WTF Navigation mode is nice, but still no map?
HIGH Pulling off a perfectly-timed string of hits without hesitation.
LOW Where is the last guy on this level?!
WTF The balancing of the last two stages!
HIGH This may be some of the best game-feel of the decade.
LOW Honestly, the soccer minigame kinda sucks.
WTF Feeding your pet fish… fish-fries
HIGH New story content and quality-of-life improvements.
LOW Still requires some grinding.
WTF Butt slap attack!
HIGH Dismembering foes like a sword-swinging badass.
LOW Every single time Abraxas opens his mouth.
WTF No brightness slider in a modern triple-A game? Are you kidding?
HIGH The platforming and style.
LOW The combat, especially the combat-focused bosses.
WTF The “everyone you know is dead” joke.
HIGH Fast action. Clever hidden items. Lots of interactivity.
LOW Backtracking. Damage sponge enemies. Crashes and bugs.
WTF Why are the Bowling Bombs so addicting?
HIGH A fresh, yet nostalgic approach to the survival genre.
LOW When making soup is an unlockable skill, we’ve gone too far.
WTF I didn’t think a toilet minigame would be such a big selling point.
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