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PlayStation Showcase 2023 predictions for the Destructoid community Part 2

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We’re back with a few more PlayStation Showcase 2023 predictions today. Five community questions were answered yesterday, and today, I’ll knock out the remaining three. The presentation is tomorrow, May 24th, at 1 pm PST.

I’ve picked out a few decks, so let’s get going!

Occams asks if more Silent Hill footage or news will be shown.

I pulled from The Horror Tarot by Abigail Larson for this one. There seems to be some movement toward Silent Hill from the cards.

Usually, the Fool is so absorbed in sniffing a flower that they might fall off a cliff. Lady Konami unleashed the hounds on this poor fool, so she’s gotta run to the studio and cut a new trailer fast. The reversed Hemit also says there’s been too much quiet and Silent Hill must show its creepy hot nurses again.

Lady Konami—The Queen of Wands—is a woman of passion, but she only has so much patience. She waits for her servants to tend to her, draw her bath, and lay out her gown so she may go to the vampire ball tonight.

Last night was bloody, the thrashing of a Metal Gear Survive designer barely contented her. She craves more blood. Her carriage—or Chariot—arrives soon so she can hunt down that Fool girl and get that Silent Hill 2 trailer on the way to the ball. It’s inevitable.

EdgyDude asks if there is any chance of Insomniac’s Wolverine game getting a release date.

This is one of those “crunchy” questions. I have a crunchy answer from a fortune cookie:

“He that climbs the tall tree has a right to the fruit.”

Well, okay then. Anyone with adamantium claws would certainly get that fruit first. Let’s try cards again, this time from the This Might Hurt Tarot by Isabella Rotman!

Looks like a “no,” bub.

There’s lots of restraint and planning here, but not a lot of movement. The Two of Wands is a planner. They make plans. If the plan doesn’t work out, they make new plans. They’re charting the course for Wolverine. And while the Seven of Cups offers both wonder and opportunity, Insomniac has chosen to let Spider-Man 2 enjoy the spotlight for now.

The reverse King of Wands—the boss—decided now isn’t the time to talk. He’d love to show us Logan’s new adventure but decided to let it simmer for a bit. Insomniac is the best at what they do, so if we leave them to it, what Wolvie does won’t be very nice.

Razieluigi asks what the cards have to say about a PS5 Slim.

My Fyodor Pavlov Tarot is showing its full potential here. Initiative and passion in the Ace of Wands, earthly gains in the Ace of Coins, and a hot clown. A non-murdery kind of hot clown in The Fool.

I would date this Fool, just saying. She’s very stylish. I’d catch her from that fall. No bloodthirsty hounds are chasing this one, just a cat. She’s ready to take that leap and tell us the PS5 Slim is coming this Fall!

And then we’d go out for dinner at Genghis Grill.

That’s all the remaining PlayStation community predictions! I’ll have more for Nintendo and PC/Xbox down the road!


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