The good old 80's action movies....
Extremely muscular hero, an evil villain and 10,000 evil cloned Mexican soldiers waiting to get shot. No questions asked.
Remember the old heroes of those days? Arnold Schwarzenegger, Silvester Stallone, Jean-Claude Van Damme, Dolph Lundgren, Chuck Norris and Steven Seagal are the best known of those action heroes. Of course, Arnold Schwarzenegger is the most famous of them all because he got a shot at some really big movies (Terminator 1 and 2, Predator) which were of good quality.
This however is the genre in which Arnold Schwarzenegger truly excelled, not so much because of his action physique but because of him adding a certain (intended?) touch of self-humor in his films. That gives them that extra something that other action films of those days lack.
Commando is arguably the most typical 80's action movie of them all. The plot is as thin as a dog's hair, but here it is: Ex-commando John Matrix (Arnold) sees his daughter being kidnapped by an evil ex-dictator of a central-American country and vows revenge on said ex-dictator.
That's all there is to the plot.
The action is ludicrous in this movie, but we wouldn't expect any less from Arnold, would we? (back then, nowadays it's a different story) Expect to see enough explosions to move a small planet from it's orbit, more bullets being fired than in both world wars put together and a twisted dictator's henchman (Vernon Wells) so camp he's well, camp.
The verdict: Massively entertaining, not only because of the action but also because of the enormous comedy value this movie has built up over the years. Expect a laugh or two, or three, or thirteen. Brilliant one liners, finally, make this movie what it is: a genre classic.
It's still a bad film, but for old times' sake: 6 out of 10.
Extremely muscular hero, an evil villain and 10,000 evil cloned Mexican soldiers waiting to get shot. No questions asked.
Remember the old heroes of those days? Arnold Schwarzenegger, Silvester Stallone, Jean-Claude Van Damme, Dolph Lundgren, Chuck Norris and Steven Seagal are the best known of those action heroes. Of course, Arnold Schwarzenegger is the most famous of them all because he got a shot at some really big movies (Terminator 1 and 2, Predator) which were of good quality.
This however is the genre in which Arnold Schwarzenegger truly excelled, not so much because of his action physique but because of him adding a certain (intended?) touch of self-humor in his films. That gives them that extra something that other action films of those days lack.
Commando is arguably the most typical 80's action movie of them all. The plot is as thin as a dog's hair, but here it is: Ex-commando John Matrix (Arnold) sees his daughter being kidnapped by an evil ex-dictator of a central-American country and vows revenge on said ex-dictator.
That's all there is to the plot.
The action is ludicrous in this movie, but we wouldn't expect any less from Arnold, would we? (back then, nowadays it's a different story) Expect to see enough explosions to move a small planet from it's orbit, more bullets being fired than in both world wars put together and a twisted dictator's henchman (Vernon Wells) so camp he's well, camp.
The verdict: Massively entertaining, not only because of the action but also because of the enormous comedy value this movie has built up over the years. Expect a laugh or two, or three, or thirteen. Brilliant one liners, finally, make this movie what it is: a genre classic.
It's still a bad film, but for old times' sake: 6 out of 10.
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