Gone in 60 Seconds (2000) Poster

Chi McBride: Donny Astricky

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  • Freb : Hey, man, that was as easy as pie!

    Donny : I'm a veteran, son.

    [a carjacker jams a gun through the window] 

    Punk : [shouting]  Get outta the car, bitch, or I'm gonna blow your brains out!

    Donny : You gotta be shittin' me...

    Punk : Do I have shoot you, damn it?

    [Donny takes his gun and knocks him out] 

    Freb : Damn!

    Donny : [gets out of the car and kicks the punk]  You lazy, half-ass bully! Any asshole can pull a gun on somebody! You don't know the first thing about stealing a car! Boy! You need a role model!

  • Memphis : [From The Director's Cut]  The list.

    Donny : Ahhh, the list. Well, I guess we gotta start beatin' the bushes trying to find out where they... whoa. 1967 Shelby GT 500?

    Memphis : I know. I know.

    Donny : You got Eleanor here?

    Memphis : It's weird, huh?

    Donny : It's... voodoo.

    Memphis : Oh, nonono, no, don't, don't say that.

    Donny : [sings]  I put a spell on you.

  • [giving driving lessons] 

    Donny : Don't look at me, look at the people next to you! Nex... Look at the... - well, turn the wheel! Pull over, pull her the hell over!

    Driver 1 : Asshole!

    Driver 2 : Learn how to drive!

    Donny : [shuts car off]  Don't touch nothing! You can't negotiate turns. You can't signal properly. You can't maintain speed. You can't parallel park. Hell, you can't drive, honey. Shit, I can't swim, I know I can't. So you know what I do? I stay my black ass out the pool!

  • Donny : Hello, and welcome to "TV Car Trivia!" First question, who was the driver of a '73 Firebird? Uh, Otto?

    Otto Halliwell : Uh, Jim Rockford, "Rockford Files".

    Sara "Sway" Wayland : Gimme "Columbo".

    Kip : A Peugeot convertible.

    Donny : What color?

    Kip : Gray.

    Mirror Man : How do you know that?

    Kip : 'Cause I love that show.

    Mirror Man : Man, I got three words for all of y'all: Get a life!

    Freb : What's on Magnum P.I.'s license plate?

    Tumbler : "ROBIN-1"

    Kip : Wait, wasn't Robin that faggoty guy that always hung with him?

    Memphis : Naw, that was Higgins. That was Higgins.

    Otto Halliwell : Hey, hey, ten points for our fearless leader. Sway, how about giving us the Bill Bixby trifecta?

    Sara "Sway" Wayland : Drove a Corvette in "The Magician", a Ford pickup truck in "The Incredible Hulk", and in "The Courtship of Eddie's Father", he walked.

  • [Freb brings a Cadillac into Otto's place] 

    Freb : I can deliver more than pizzas, huh? Boosted her myself.

    Donny : How did you get this car?

    Freb : Actually, the keys were in it.

    Donny : Well, that kinda defies the point.

    Memphis : You stole a car that wasn't on the list. Why don't you just go to the police station in a red clown suit and let everybody know what we're doing here?

  • Donny : See ya tomorrow night, Eleanor, with your fine ass.

  • Freb : You ever feel bad about any of this?

    Donny : Hell, no. I'm Robin Hood, man. I rob from the rich and give to the needy.

    Freb : You mean the poor.

    Donny : No, like I said, the needy. 'Cause brother, we need this car.

  • Toby : [to Otto]  I think that your dog ate the keys.

    Otto Halliwell : Wait, he usually goes for the license plate... are you sure?

    [Toby shows him the ripped up envelope] 

    Tumbler : Wait a minute... Wait a minute... the dog ate the keys.

    Toby : YES.

    Tumbler : [laughs]  How... How are you gonna get them out?

    Donny : [to Tumbler]  Not funny.

    Tumbler : [to Sphinx]  Oh... excuse me.

    [Sphinx flicks open his knife] 

    Toby , Otto Halliwell : [stops Sphinx]  Whoa... don't even think about it, Sphinx.

    Memphis : [to Sphinx]  It's all right.

  • Donny : Hey, did you see a box of rubber gloves around here?

    Mirror Man : Gloves? Man, you don't need gloves! This is the new age! Check it out.

    Donny : What is this?

    Mirror Man : Just let me see that big claw you call a hand.

    [He spreads adhesive onto Donny's fingertip] 

    Mirror Man : That ain't donut jelly, so don't eat it.

    [He applies the false fingerprint] 

    Mirror Man : Your new fingerprints. Elvis is back.

    Donny : Damn...

    Mirror Man : Boy got skills, right?

    Donny : Yeah, you do.

    [They bump fists] 

    Donny : You're like a little ghetto Smurf.

  • Mirror Man : [Mirror Man just applied fake fingerprints to Donny's hand]  Ya' boy got skills, right?

    Donny : Yeah you do. You look like a little ghetto smurf.

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