- Background Voice: Watch out, he's got a candy cane!
- Dr. Blight: [Enters kitchen and finds unconscious henchman on the floor]
- [Irked]
- Dr. Blight: Oh!... . Do I have to do everything myself? Huh? Do I?
- Dr. Blight: [mimicking henchman in mock voice] Yes you do Percy.
- Dr. Blight: [as himself again] Why?
- Dr. Blight: [as henchman] 'Cause you surround yourself with nincompoops, like me.
- [first lines]
- Elizabeth: Dear Santa, how are you? I'm not doing so well. There's this really, really bad man, Ebner Frost, who lives up on the hill... He's got these weird people working for him and I think they're gonna do something really bad this Christmas.
- Dr. Blight: You certainly are a different person when you're away from those homeless little losers.