Ed (1996)
Matt LeBlanc: Jack 'Deuce' Cooper
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Quotes
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Jack 'Deuce' Cooper : I am going to spank that monkey!
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Jack 'Deuce' Cooper : [to a spider] Hey Charlotte, where's Wilbur?
[cut to his mom serving up ham]
Jack 'Deuce' Cooper : Wilbur!Mom, you didn't!
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Lydia : Two fingers is a curve ball, right?
Jack 'Deuce' Cooper : That's a peace sign, I think.
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Stats Jefferson : You play major league?
Jack 'Deuce' Cooper : No.
Stats Jefferson : Minor league?
Jack 'Deuce' Cooper : No.
Stats Jefferson : Anybody ever see you play?
Jack 'Deuce' Cooper : My mom.
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Jack 'Deuce' Cooper : [Ed's trying to get in the house pretending to need the bathroom] How dumb do I look? You wanted to play hardball remember? There's a sandbox down there so go pee your socks off, and *quit* banging on the door.
[closes the door and Ed breaks it down]
Jack 'Deuce' Cooper : What the?