Bullets Over Broadway (1994)
Chazz Palminteri: Cheech
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Quotes
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Cheech : Olive, I think you should know this: you're a horrible actress.
[Cheech shoots Olive]
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David Shayne : I studied playwrighting with every teacher, I read every book...
Cheech : Let me tell you somethin' about teachers. I hate teachers. Those blue-haired bitches used to whack us with rulers. Forget teachers.
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Cheech : It stinks on fucking hot ice.
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David Shayne : You're gonna write it?
Cheech : What am I? A fuckin' idiot? They taught me how to read and write in school before I burned it down.
David Shayne : You burned down your school?
Cheech : Yeah, it was Lincoln's birthday. There was nobody there.
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[Cheech is helping Olive rehearse a scene]
Olive : Can't you see? You're living out the exact same pattern your mother lived out with your father.
Cheech : I am? Pray tell.
Olive : In some way you're trying to relive it and in the process of reliving it, correct it. As if that were possible. HA.
Cheech : It don't say "ha."
Olive : I know it don't say "ha," I added that.
Cheech : Are you allowed to do that? I don't think you're allowed to do that.
Olive : We're allowed to add things. It's called ad-libbing.
Cheech : Well, I think the whole thing stinks.
Olive : Well, I think you're a degenerate zombie so shut up and read.
Cheech : You shut up.
Olive : You shut up and read.
Cheech : You're lucky you're Nick's girl.
Olive : You're lucky you're an idiot.
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Cheech : She can't act. Are you listening to me? She makes stuff not work - stuff she ain't even in - it comes out all twisted!
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Cheech : [at the end, dying] No. Don't speak.
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Cheech : Sylvia Pincus. Big fat Jewish broad, had a little tiny husband. She chopped him up with an ax and mailed his pieces all over the country. I don't know what she was tryin' to prove.
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Cheech : Where I come from, nobody squeals!