TVtech9

Star
Dec 14, 2009
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7,130
Pennsylvania
A completely mediocre player who cost his team always in big spots it never fails. Had one great season, and gets a franchise crippling $8 million a year contract until the end of time. He can't trap a puck that's being passed to him. He can't hit an open net point blank. He can't pass the puck if the player was right next to him. Every puck that goes his way he can't trap it, he always deflects it to an opposing player. He is invisible on the defensive end. Always will shy away from a puck battle. Scared of players half his size. He's Ville Leino at best. Get him off the team. Now.
 

tmg.exe

(NOT)
Aug 31, 2001
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He can't pass the puck if the player was right next to him.

Given that he has 31 assists in 31 games this season, which is tied for the NHL lead in assists, just IMAGINE the things he could do if he actually COULD pass!