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Welcome to the GTA Board & GTA Community Thread. Instead of using other people topics to have a conversation in, just come here and use this thread. It'll help keep the spam & off topic posts down. I've seen many boards use these threads to the fullest potential. This is not meant to be a spam thread! Please post at least somewhat good replies. Enjoy!



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Aro5389

Noob
Oct 21, 2001
17,547
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I live...

[image=http://us.f1.yahoofs.com/users/7fa07e1b/bc/My+Photos/House.jpg?bcAWIi9Adkb903uz] [image=http://us.f1.yahoofs.com/users/7fa07e1b/bc/My+Photos/Lake+I+live+on+in+Orlando.jpg?bcAWIi9AEkDZMROA] [image=http://us.f1.yahoofs.com/users/7fa07e1b/bc/My+Photos/Cars.jpg?bcAWIi9AbkXir7z5]

Here. [face_plain]
 

mac7d

Prime Member
Mar 9, 2001
55,308
2
i just moved into a brand new town home in march and its really nice, but man those palm trees make me jelous.
 

CayceG

The Baron
Jun 4, 2002
54,435
1
Paris... Tennessee i really don't have an accent nd want to move to PA or NY or NJ sooooo bad THE SOUTH WILL DIE AGAIN!!!
 

darmas13

Noob
Jul 25, 2001
13,354
0
In an igloo in Aquilait.....

Fort McMurray Alberta is close enough.

We are #3 in drug buying and selling in Canada and #1 to get Ectasy.

1. Vancouver
2. Toronto
3. Ft Mac

O YA I AM PROUD!

Btw isnt this board a little slow for a community thread?
 

mac7d

Prime Member
Mar 9, 2001
55,308
2
we get a little bit of everything here in minnesota. it snows in the fall and rains in the winter, its cold in the summer and warm in the winter. last year it didnt snow until mid december and it was still snowing in very early may. its mid august and its in the 60's......i love this state.
 

kadonny

Mod in the Fast Lane
Aug 22, 2001
35,541
230
Pennsylvania
Rain? Whats rain.

We have been without rain here in Pa for like 2 months......for real plu 90 degree plus.

It sucks. Good weather for the beach though
:D
 

RHCP1018

Noob
Jul 28, 2002
13,157
1
yea kadonny we have been in a drought in the philly area as of late. I can't even think of the last time it rained.
 

mac7d

Prime Member
Mar 9, 2001
55,308
2
my parents have a cabin up north and they were in a huge drought, it sucked going to the cabin because we wernt even allowed to have a bon fire...come on thats the essence of the cabin.
 

SavagePlanet

For Whom the Bell Tolls
Jun 15, 2002
11,537
0
I live in northern Alabama :(

Needless to say, it sucks here.

P.S. This is what part of the alphabet would look like if Q and R were eliminated.

*sorry, i just HAD to say that*
 

OsephLaBrice

I've made a huge mistake
Jul 25, 2001
28,879
2
"P.S. This is what part of the alphabet would look like if Q and R were eliminated."

[face_plain] ?[face_plain]

Stupid American humour.
 

mac7d

Prime Member
Mar 9, 2001
55,308
2
american humor is one of the things that makes living here sooo great....yea we have big mouths.
 
Apr 29, 2001
18,763
29
Columbus, OH
I don't get some American Humor [face_tongue] I live really close to Columbus, Ohio. Honda where exactly do you live again? It's raining here right now [face_plain]


Hmm...this is a funny one ;) :

There was a pilot flying a small single engine charter plane, with a couple of very important executives on board. He was coming into Seattle airport through thick fog with less than 10m visibility when his instruments went out. So he began circling around looking for landmark. After an hour or so, he starts running pretty low on fuel and the passengers are getting very nervous. Finally, a small opening in the fog appears and he sees a tall building with one guy working alone on the fifth floor. The pilot banks the plane around, rolls down the window and shouts to the guy "Hey, where am I? To this, the solitary office worker replies "You're in a plane." The pilot rolls up the window, executes a 275 degree turn and proceeds to execute a perfect blind landing on the runway of the airport 5 miles away. Just as the plane stops, so does the engine as the fuel has run out.
The passengers are amazed and one asks how he did it. "Simple" replies the pilot, "I asked the guy in that building a simple question. The answer he gave me was 100 percent correct but absolutely useless, therefore that must be Microsoft's support office and from there the airport is just a while away
 

BigManOz

Noob
May 3, 2001
14,325
2


I live in "Da Harbor" bitch.........

[face_shock]

.....Marinors Harbor, SI.....

[face_tongue]

I wanted to sound cool.......

[face_tongue]
 

SavagePlanet

For Whom the Bell Tolls
Jun 15, 2002
11,537
0
:^O thats pretty funny zero.

rock-star, i heard that joke off of Mitch Hedberg, a comedian. Out of nowhere, he said "At the end of a letter, i would like to write one day 'P.S. This is what part of the alphabet would look like if Q and R were eliminated'" I died laughing. Get it [face_confused]

 

legacyAccount

Old Account
Nov 10, 2011
4,466,398
1,693
Man, talk about having no rain. We finally got a light sprinkle this morning. Probably the first in many months.

Oh, BTW, I live in Sunny SoCal.
 

rock-star

Noob
Dec 19, 2001
2,068
0
the alpabet goes

A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

if you take away the Q and R P would be next to S... as in PS...

"At the end of a letter, i would like to write one day 'P.S. This is what part of the alphabet would look like if Q and R were eliminated'"
 

mac7d

Prime Member
Mar 9, 2001
55,308
2
thats what i thought but i just was thinking there was more to it than that..thank you for clearing it all up for me.
 

CayceG

The Baron
Jun 4, 2002
54,435
1
no one got the PS joke the first time??? sssssssssllllllllllllllllllloooooooooooooooowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
 

Seanconn

Noob
Jul 13, 2001
1,530
0
i live in nova scotia, canada woo!! canada rules! haha and if you think its cold here all the time its not its been over 30 degrees celseus the last week which is like in the 90's and its gross but beaches rule!
 
Jul 12, 2002
3,615
0
I live ohhhhhh *thinks a moment* like 4 miles from Zero [face_tongue]
He's coming over tonight. I'm not sure what we're going to do, learn some guitar maybe?

(Led Zepplin OwNz j00! F00!)
 

Noops-n-Gleh

c(0.x)o'ed
Aug 19, 2001
33,483
239
San Diego, CA
*STILL dosnt get the PS joke*

I live in a Candystore on Long Island, New York [face_tongue]

Hey zero [face_shock] bene was sepose to get us a commuity thread stickered to the top! :D

-noops-
 

SavagePlanet

For Whom the Bell Tolls
Jun 15, 2002
11,537
0
For those who didn't get the PS joke, here is another shining moment form ol' Mitch Hedberg:

"One time I bought a seven dollar pen, because i'm always losing pens, and I got sick of not caring."

:^O
 

legacyAccount

Old Account
Nov 10, 2011
4,466,398
1,693
[color=0066FF]Las Vegas, NV is where I live.. sorry, a bit slow. [face_tongue]


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sweiss413

Noob
Feb 22, 2002
16,083
0
[face_shock] Adam, u grew up in Chatham!!!! I grew up in Summit, moved like 8 years ago, but my dad still lives in new providence [face_shock]