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Ok guys, this is one of the biggest issues about Bwu and PotF. Is PotF the 3rd game, and BWU just a side port for the wii? The answer is yes, now, let me tell you exactly why this is so:
Everyone says that BWU is the 3rd game, just because it came third :/ And the fact THQ said it was the 3rd game. The only things relating to DAH!2 were in side missions, and the Main plotline had absolutely nothing to do with PotF, except that they bought the casino with the BW money. Ok, first of all... Wtf? Why would they buy it?! They're frikkin super intelligent extra terrestrials, they could take it by force!
Ok, now you're probably saying "But Josh, I thought you were against complaining about the storyline!"
In truth, I am. However, considering the fact that BWU was pure crap that stole PotF's music, my guess is that BWU will never be mentioned anywhere throughout PotF, and that the story will in fact say something like "Crypto crashed into the Space Dust Casino, took it over by vaporizing the owners, and turned it into a DNA harvesting Sceme while Pox worked on building a new saucer." Bada Bing bada boom. Everyone's happy, BWU is left out of the picture, treated as a side game, and blam, PotF is the true 3rd game. Another fact that would prove this is that ALL THROUGHT BWU all it was about was "Big Willy" This and "Big Willy" that. Seriously, Pox is an evil Furon Mastermind and all he could come up with was a fiberglass "fart n' puke" robot that's only 15 feet high, just so he could crack hit or miss filthy sounding double entendres? Crypto is supposed to be the horny, dirty, wise-cracking jerk, NOT POX.
Also, Pox acted gay in Bwu, and he said no Big Science words!
The game has nothing to do with PotF! If PotF is a sequel to that Pathetic excuse for a DAH! game then I am Rosie O'Donnell.
Ok, before I go insane and murder THQ and Locomotive, bottom line, PotF is the 3rd game in the series. NOT BWU. Period. The proof is right there! It's like, right THERE man! and seriously, if it was a sequel to DAH!2, why did everything and anything relating to DAH!2 show up only in side missions? Really, I mean that's just pathetic. Sequel/Prequel my Phylangeopods!
Once again, before I murder THQ and Locomotive, who all here agrees? If you don't, well whatever, it's your opinion, and hey, you may have actually liked BWU. I'll admit, the weapons were fun and creative, but bottom line, the game had less replay value than a movie starring John Travolta -______- And, dick jokes are funny... the first three times. Not after the 50 millionth time.
My point- PotF is the third game. End of story.![Not Talking [face_not_talking] [face_not_talking]](https://cdn.statically.io/img/www.ignboards.com/styles/ign/ign/smilies/classic/nottalking.gif)
Everyone says that BWU is the 3rd game, just because it came third :/ And the fact THQ said it was the 3rd game. The only things relating to DAH!2 were in side missions, and the Main plotline had absolutely nothing to do with PotF, except that they bought the casino with the BW money. Ok, first of all... Wtf? Why would they buy it?! They're frikkin super intelligent extra terrestrials, they could take it by force!
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In truth, I am. However, considering the fact that BWU was pure crap that stole PotF's music, my guess is that BWU will never be mentioned anywhere throughout PotF, and that the story will in fact say something like "Crypto crashed into the Space Dust Casino, took it over by vaporizing the owners, and turned it into a DNA harvesting Sceme while Pox worked on building a new saucer." Bada Bing bada boom. Everyone's happy, BWU is left out of the picture, treated as a side game, and blam, PotF is the true 3rd game. Another fact that would prove this is that ALL THROUGHT BWU all it was about was "Big Willy" This and "Big Willy" that. Seriously, Pox is an evil Furon Mastermind and all he could come up with was a fiberglass "fart n' puke" robot that's only 15 feet high, just so he could crack hit or miss filthy sounding double entendres? Crypto is supposed to be the horny, dirty, wise-cracking jerk, NOT POX.
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Ok, before I go insane and murder THQ and Locomotive, bottom line, PotF is the 3rd game in the series. NOT BWU. Period. The proof is right there! It's like, right THERE man! and seriously, if it was a sequel to DAH!2, why did everything and anything relating to DAH!2 show up only in side missions? Really, I mean that's just pathetic. Sequel/Prequel my Phylangeopods!
Once again, before I murder THQ and Locomotive, who all here agrees? If you don't, well whatever, it's your opinion, and hey, you may have actually liked BWU. I'll admit, the weapons were fun and creative, but bottom line, the game had less replay value than a movie starring John Travolta -______- And, dick jokes are funny... the first three times. Not after the 50 millionth time.
My point- PotF is the third game. End of story.
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