99º Yard Sale

[HeronAddict]

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It was the last yard sale that I will have for the remainder of my life.

The hustle wasn't worth it. Stuff priced to sell and folks still fittin to haggle.

It's Facebook marketplace or straight to the thrift store with th3 rest of my junk from here on out.

 

[BHman]

Garage sales make absolutely no sense to me. My in-laws always have one every year. They spend an entire week planning a garage sale, dragging stuff around, standing out in the sun all weekend, dealing with weird ass strangers, etc. And they probably make like $100. Drives me insane.

If you're selling some shit for 50 cents just give it to goodwill.

 

[gameplayer1000]

My parents used to do garage sales. I was like 12 and some dude "haggled" me down to a quarter for one of my toys they were selling.

I should have told him it's not for sale and to fuck off.

 

[ichigomilkshake]

Did you have any good games for sale, op?

 

[ichigomilkshake]

Garage sales make absolutely no sense to me. My in-laws always have one every year. They spend an entire week planning a garage sale, dragging stuff around, standing out in the sun all weekend, dealing with weird ass strangers, etc. And they probably make like $100. Drives me insane.

If you're selling some shit for 50 cents just give it to goodwill.

Goodwill is a for-profit capitalistic company now. Has been for awhile. I guess it's good if you literally just want to get rid of shit for relatively free, but if you're thinking you're doing a good deer by giving it to goodwill, think again, matey!

 

[Lucky.Cat]

I don't think I'd ever have one. I like to try to sell things are worth something $50 or $100 but little things, I really just want gone.

 

[Sir_Chester]

Those are the worst, I HATE haggling.

 

[gameplayer1000]

Goodwill is a for-profit capitalistic company now. Has been for awhile. I guess it's good if you literally just want to get rid of shit for relatively free, but if you're thinking you're doing a good deer by giving it to goodwill, think again, matey!

They provide jobs to people that's their "charity"

 

[MFThomas]

I sent my goons to lowball you on every item and clean you out.

 

[Circumventing]

Garage sales make absolutely no sense to me. My in-laws always have one every year. They spend an entire week planning a garage sale, dragging stuff around, standing out in the sun all weekend, dealing with weird ass strangers, etc. And they probably make like $100. Drives me insane.

If you're selling some shit for 50 cents just give it to goodwill.

Most of the time if I see a yard sale it’s old people running it that probably just want to talk with people

 

[HeronAddict]

I sent my goons to lowball you on every item and clean you out.

I sold a Yeti coozy for $5.. I had $8 on it..

 

[Wild-Card]

I hate garage sales; tho I found some rare finds at them before, but goodwill hunting has better treasures.

 

[LightsOut]

I sent my goons to lowball you on every item and clean you out.

OP is basically letting everyone know he's got cash in the house from the recent yard sale.

Time to double back when it get's dark

 

[HeronAddict]

OP is basically letting everyone know he's got cash in the house from the recent yard sale.

Time to double back when it get's dark

Pull up

 

[BHman]

I was like 12 and some dude "haggled" me down to a quarter for one of my toys they were selling.

I should have told him it's not for sale and to fuck off.

Same thing happened to me, I was selling some toys for like $1 each and some lady was like "can i get a discount if I buy 5?" She somehow talked me into $2 for 5.

I was like 8 fucking years old and didnt know any better and was kinda intimidated, but I started feeling really bad/sad about it after she left. What kind of scumbag strongarms an actual fucking child out of $3?

That shit is like a permanent memory, first time I realized that people suck ass.

 

[gameplayer1000]

Same thing happened to me, I was selling some toys for like $1 each and some lady was like "can i get a discount if I buy 5?" She somehow talked me into $2 for 5.

I was like 8 fucking years old and didnt know any better and was kinda intimidated, but I started feeling really bad/sad about it after she left. What kind of scumbag strongarms an actual fucking child out of $3?

That shit is like a permanent memory, first time I realized that people suck ass.

Yeah I don't have many other memories of the yard sales but that one always bothered me.