Here Are The Best Twitter Jokes About The Presidential Debate Last Night
"ok if you don't live in the US, please turn the debate off. This is our private family humiliation, and we'd all prefer you not stare."
Last night's debate was the first presidential debate of 2024 between President Joe Biden and former president Donald Trump.
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To sum it up — it did not go well. After an immensely depressing 90 minutes, here's how Twitter reacted to the debate:
1.
alexa play i hate it here by taylor swift pic.twitter.com/KReo5ctvzN
— Christina Keen 🐶🦆🦫🐢🦥 (@christinakeen89) June 28, 2024
2.
Give them both a pdf, first one that can rotate it gets to be president
— chunky fila (@chunkyfila) June 28, 2024
3.
trying to give joe an adderall through the tv pic.twitter.com/cd2Lp1OnpB
— Sean Morrow (@snmrrw) June 28, 2024
4.
bro why everytime they cut to biden hes pic.twitter.com/HgbBHlyyYq
— baber (@bakerbakerbaker) June 28, 2024
5.
Baby Biden could have a heart attack and his eyeball could literally fall out live on camera I’m still not voting for trump
— Raymonte (@BDTRELILBROTHER) June 28, 2024
7.
moderators: thank you https://t.co/XsIH8RpEhA
— philip lewis (@Phil_Lewis_) June 28, 2024
8.
Donald Trump and Joe Biden are taking turns napping while the other one talks 😭 pic.twitter.com/yoXAewA1w8
— Pilgrim (@VLONEPREDATOR) June 28, 2024
9.
the worst thing about them playing the debate at the strip club rn is that neither sound nor subtitles are on so its just the vibe of the debate. pic.twitter.com/FT0nCroEuW
— reversecowgirl69 (@botticellibimbo) June 28, 2024
10.
If I send you this, just know I don’t know wtf is going on pic.twitter.com/lxPmCmNOgT
— Migo Targaryen (@JBW90) June 28, 2024
11.
Even Calm is freaked out https://t.co/7VOufodO9H
— Feeling Distant (@annkpowers) June 28, 2024
12.
Making two geriatrics argue in front of the entire country at 9PM is diabolical
— steven monacelli (@stevanzetti) June 27, 2024
14.
I wish they could both be president
— Adam Friedland (@AdamFriedland) June 28, 2024
16.
Me and the homies at our black job pic.twitter.com/rsYMstGJyw
— Prince Debit 🇨🇲 (@MainEventChris_) June 28, 2024
18.
two rich geriatrics debating their golf game. this sucks man
— Ken Klippenstein (@kenklippenstein) June 28, 2024
19.
All of the US right now pic.twitter.com/wYBY0ORTOp
— Tiffany Moustakas (@tiffmoustakas) June 28, 2024
20.
I was the White House staffer who decided that Biden should swallow an entire pineapple whole and then hold his breath and do a few spins before this debate
— Lead Actor from Pixar’s Sodas (@ByYourLogic) June 28, 2024
21.
whole time obama was shuffling through chappell roan’s discography for his summer playlist
— myesha thee stallion (@myeshachou) June 28, 2024
22.
… Kamala needs to sub in during the commercial break.
— Elie Mystal (@ElieNYC) June 28, 2024
23.
Kamala Harris backstage rn pic.twitter.com/xz29o98TPP
— d*niel (@slayonetta) June 28, 2024
24.
ok if you don't live in the US, please turn the debate off. This is our private family humiliation, and we'd all prefer you not stare.
— Ginny Hogan_ (@ginnyhogan_) June 28, 2024
26.
Me when my bets don’t hit pic.twitter.com/qSzkFjNz3e
— Joe Dellera (@JoeDellera) June 28, 2024
27.
Was gonna propose to my gf during the debate but I feel like it’s not the vibe
— Adam Friedland (@AdamFriedland) June 28, 2024
29.
any drinking game will result in death tonight
— Matt Margolis (@ItsMattsLaw) June 28, 2024
31.
We’re cooked pic.twitter.com/EpwV0iTJyt
— Monica 💚Free 🇨🇩🇵🇸🇸🇩 (@BlakPantherBabe) June 28, 2024
32.
CNN should have aired this instead of the debate pic.twitter.com/E3Rb8rSbXE
— Rose Dommu (@rosedommu) June 28, 2024
33.
I bet Abe Lincoln would rather go watch another play rather than this debate
— greg (@greg16676935420) June 28, 2024
34.
me at a concert realizing the artist is actually real pic.twitter.com/1ePoaOYvXx
— paris rae 🍉 (@parisrae13) June 28, 2024