Other Cracked Series
I’ve helped launch several shows and series with Cracked. Here are some of those.
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Long Story Short(ish)
I got tied up in a basement until I could explain the entire Saw movie timeline (Saw I – Spiral)
I got sealed into an infected lab until I explained the entire Resident Evil Movie Timeline (1-6)
I cheat death by explaining the entire Final Destination movie timeline and cooking spaghetti (I-V)
I got locked in a car until I could explain the entire Fast & Furious movie timeline (F1-F9)
I got thrown into a secular prison until I explained the entire God’s Not Dead movie timeline (1-4)
I got imprisoned in the Matrix until I explained the entire Matrix Movie Timeline (1 – 4)
I fought Santa for his power and explained the entire Santa Clause Movie Timeline
I got stuck in a bad marriage with my clone until I explained Resident Evil: Welcome To Raccoon City
CanonBall
4 Star Wars “Legends” Too Hot For Disney+
Superman & Lois Lane Romantic Storylines Too Offensive For The CW
4 Early Drafts of Justice League Members Too Wild For Even Zack Snyder And HBO
4 Bonkers Crossover Events That Put Avengers To Shame
5 Spider-Man Storylines Too Hot For The MCU
4 Erotic Fanfiction Scenes That We Can’t Unsee
5 Spongebob Secrets Nickelodeon Wants Buried Under The Sea
5 Western Characters Japan Manga-fied Into Madness
5 Gloriously Stupid (And Real) Batman Storylines
6 Famous Superhero Memes (Even Dumber In Context)
4 Disturbing Mario Adventures Nintendo Doesn’t Want You To See
4 Scarlet Witch Storylines Too Disturbing For WandaVision
4 Bonkers Loki Plots Marvel Should Totally Adapt For Disney+
Movie Math
We Used Math To Prove Being Santa Would Be Endless Torture
‘1917’ Is (Secretly) Science Fiction
We Improved 4 Movie Crime Dystopias With Math
Michael Bay’s Armageddon Is A Transformers Prequel
We Ruined James Bond With Math
Movie What Ifs
Will Smith Was Almost Neo In The Matrix (And Val Kilmer Was Almost Morpheus?)
The Predator Was Almost A Spin-Kicking Zoidberg (Played By Jean-Claude Van Damme)
Julia Roberts Could Have Been Cast As Harriet Tubman?
Wolverine Was Almost Played By Mario, The Gladiator, Or Danzig
Cracked Fiend
That Time Toy Story 2 Got Deleted Twice
Wizard Of Oz Was Fueled By Meth And Everybody Hating “Somewhere Over The Rainbow”
American Soldiers Would Sometimes Risk Their Lives For Ice Cream
That Time Iran Tried To Hide Will Ferrell’s Crotch With CGI
40-Year-Old Virgin Was Shut Down Because Steve Carell Looked Like A Serial Killer
That Time A Famous Explorer Literally Bombed A Dr. Doolittle Movie
Wait A Minute… What?
The Secret Rite Of Passage Only Known To People Born Before 1990
90s Femme Fatales Killed Everybody With Their Legs
Why Did 90s Stand-Up Comedians Keep Starring In Kids’ Cartoons?
3 Cursed Christmas Toys From Your Childhood With Fascinating Origins
The Surprisingly Racist Origins Of Square Dancing In Gym Class
How An Urban Legend Became Cracked’s Cousin (And Maybe Mailed Us Anthrax?)
The Candy Land Board Game Is Inspired By Sad, Sick Children
Script Doctor
A Script Doctor Tries To Fix Godzilla Vs. Kong
Cracked Debate
Does John Wick Owe His Success As An Assassin To Being A Great Guy?
What Is The Worst Part Of Living In ‘THE MATRIX’?
One-Offs
6 Real Bible Verses We’re Hoping God Gives Us A Pass On
The True Grimms’ Fairy Tale Too Deranged For A Disney Movie
Hideo Kojima Is QAnon For Gamers (Every Kojima Conspiracy Explained)
The Jordan Breeding Blog