As I’ve made hundreds of things, a straightforward list of my work would make no sense. Click a publication to see my full portfolio for that website. If you’re impatient, a few selections are further down.

Cracked

Your Brain On Cracked

            Honest Ads

            Movies For $20

Other Cracked Video Series

Podcast Appearances

The Hard Times / Hard Drive / Hard Noise

Paste Magazine

McSweeney’s Internet Tendency

Ranker

The Modern Rogue

Looper

Other Sites

Scripts

Music

Self-Published Comedy

Highlights:

CRACKED.COM – VIDEO: We Remade ‘TENET’ For $20

CRACKED.COM – VIDEO: 5 Ways Living In A Sitcom Would Be Hell – Your “Brain On Cracked”

CRACKED.COM – VIDEO: Why The “Star Wars” Sequels Were Doomed From The Start – “Your Brain on Cracked”

MCSWEENEY’S INTERNET TENDENCY – FEATURE: HEAR YE! HEAR YE! SIR BEVIN SAYS CHESS IS TO BLAME FOR THE FIEFDOM’S RECENT CROSSBOW INCIDENT!

PASTE MAGAZINE – FEATURE: I Saw Hate Yesterday in My Hometown of Charlottesville, Virginia

SMALL BEANS – PODCAST: Tales from the Pit: Your Mileage May Vary (Feat. Jason Pargin and Jordan Breeding)

PASTE MAGAZINE – INTERVIEW/FEATURE: How Amazon’s Comrade Detective Made a Long-Lost Romanian Cop Show from Scratch

CRACKED.COM – FEATURE: 5 Bizarrely Specific Prejudices The Entire Movie World Has

CRACKED.COM – INTERVIEW/FEATURE: 5 Weird Realities Of Composing Music For Movies And Ads

CRACKED.COM – FEATURE: 4 Problems That Should Infuriate Americans

CRACKED.COM – FEATURE: The Horrifying Easter Egg Everyone Missed In Indiana Jones

THE HARD TIMES – FEATURE: Guy Who Bitched for Five Straight Hours Wins Board Game at Last Second

THE HARD TIMES – FEATURE: Quasimodo Renamed Hunchback of Nearby Holiday Inn

THE MODERN ROGUE – FEATURE: 5 “Worthless” Items That Organized Crime Loves To Target

HARD NOISE – FEATURE: How A Craigslist Ad Tricked Me Into Recording Guitar For A (Huge) Christian Movie

FORCES OF GEEK! – FEATURE: ‘Logan’ Is A Comic Book Movie About Comic Book Movies

FANTASY LIFE BLOG – FEATURE: Intentionally Tanking Your Draft Straight To Championship Glory

IT’S ALWAYS SUNNY IN PHILADELPHIA – HALF-HOUR COMEDY SPEC SCRIPT: When somebody steals $40 worth of Charlie’s rat pelts, he does the only thing he can do and takes to the streets with the definitely-not-a-sidekick Mac. (“Charlie And Mac Become Co-Superheroes”)