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How to get a GF while playin MW2

By _Pariah

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Category: Achievements, Characters, Classes, Co-op, Crafting, Game Modes, Gameplay Basics, Loot, Maps or Levels, Modding or Configuration, Multiplayer, Secrets, Story or Lore, Trading, Walkthroughs, Weapons, Workshop

Languages: English

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Dec 22, 2022 @ 1:38am

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Guide Index

Overview

1. You don't

2. Play SnD (or any no respawn mode of your choice)

3. Create a class that will ROFLstomp the opposition

3 1/2. Talk to grills in the lobby

3 3/4. Get whiteknighted by her online bf who's teaching her how to play

4. Realize you suck ♥♥♥♥ at the game and lost 5 matches in a row

5. Play Warzone

6. Use proximity chat to talk to women

7. Realize its not a girl and its a 13 year old boy

7 1/2. Call him a racial slur

8. Realize you suck ♥♥♥♥ at Warzone

9. Buy CDL Packs: FaZe and OpTic are the only acceptable ones, LA Thieves automatically have micropenis'

10. Get called a fa**ot because you are wearing a CDL skin

11. Equip pride calling card

12. Get men.

Rate 5 Stars and award :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

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1. You don't

2. Play SnD (or any no respawn mode of your choice)

3. Create a class that will ROFLstomp the opposition

3 1/2. Talk to grills in the lobby

3 3/4. Get whiteknighted by her online bf who's teaching her how to play

4. Realize you suck ♥♥♥♥ at the game and lost 5 matches in a row

5. Play Warzone

6. Use proximity chat to talk to women

7. Realize its not a girl and its a 13 year old boy

7 1/2. Call him a racial slur

8. Realize you suck ♥♥♥♥ at Warzone

9. Buy CDL Packs: FaZe and OpTic are the only acceptable ones, LA Thieves automatically have micropenis'

(The ladies will be impressed and panties will drop because they think you are pro gaymer)

10. Get called a fa**ot because you are wearing a CDL skin

11. Equip pride calling card

12. Get men.

Rate 5 Stars and award :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

76 Comments

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