├┬┴┤┴┤ ͜ʖ ͡°) ├┬┴┬┴┤ Welcome to my Steam Profile.

After nine minutes in development, hopefully it will have been worth the wait. To listen to a commentary node, put your crosshair over the voices in your head and press your F key.

To regret your life choices, put your croshsair over your head and press your primary fire. Some folks may take control of your life in order to show something to you. In these cases, simply obey your masters to comply.
In addition, your Google search will cycle you through the many pornographic websites in the world wide web.

Please let me know what you think after you have had a chance to satisfy your primal needs. I can be reached at ifeelnothingbutpain@fakemail.com, and my favourite class is the Spectator.

Thanks, and send help! ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)