Recent reviews by J-snukk

I'm sure it'd be fun if the game was capable of understanding my voice, which a fairly standard (if lispy) British English accent. But its not, its been out for years and it's just got awful speech recognition... the entire game is based around speech recognition. I feel personally spited. I don't know why, but perhaps its just the embarrassment at screaming 'LOCATION 1' to my computer repeatedly to no effect.

Hilarious fun, bike based roguelite. Very interested to see the competitive multiplayer come out and some optomisation and maybe a tricked out interface. Of course it's Early Access, but rarely are Early Access titles actually fun and this one is.

Fascinating and experimental indie game, well worth a pop. Also it's a game in which Tapirs are some of the most dangerous animals on the planet, so that's also amusing.

It's good, yo

I don't even like football at all, but this game is pretty tit shatteringly awesome so far.

EA really needs to play this.

Want to feel sick with yourself forever and feel like you've just taken an acid trip in hell? Then this is the game for you, my friend.

pretty sexilicious

How this game constantly comes recommended is a mystery up there with the nature of the universe. I sat through the abysmal 15 hour stretch of this game and streamed the entire thing to an eager audience. Several times, unfair and unfun mechanics, dodgy mouse control, pants on head retarded occurences, terrible sign-posting and even worse level design made me rage quit. Nay, rage does not quite describe it. Unbarred fury will be with you after the first 2 hours of this game shudder to a close, you will meet with rediculous characters, game breaking bugs, the world's worst gun-play and an almost complete lack of scares past the first 3 hours. But wait, there's more, after you struggle through this monstrosity you could at very least hope for a half decent ending surely? Well, no, no you can't. if you don't get a PERFECT rating come the credits you don't even GET an ending. and no, i'm not being hyperbolic in the slightest. Not that the ending makes any sense anyway, it's utter CoC(k).

An utterly linear game, with an utterly linear story. but, in a day where people are crying out for virtual freedom, Dead Space 2 shows that such a straight-forward work can still be extremely engaging. It is cliched and predictable, but the game is put together in such a fashion that it's hard to really care. Not for everyone but definitely for you if you liked the first.