Just like Stanley, I have also been sitting in front of my computer... for the past 11 years. I've been watching people play video games on YouTube almost on a daily basis. Why? Because I am severely disabled. I am writing this review by pressing buttons (very slowly) on my on-screen keyboard, laying on my bed, using only my thumb to move the cursor around. For most people, writing is a fairly trivial process, but for me, it is physically cumbersome and exhausting. I made the effort to write this review because I have a message for the developers: In my current condition, I cannot play any games that require the use of both mouse and keyboard or a controller. And that includes The Stanley Parable as well. The reason I bought the game (apart from the fact that it is a masterpiece) was to support the developers, leave this positive review and make a little request: Since I cannot play the game by myself, I would like to suggest a mode in which the player would be able to make decisions by clicking popup windows on the screen. Kinda like a Netflix interactive movie; the choices available would pop-up and you just click the one you want. Alternatively, a point and click mechanism would also do the trick. This is the only way I could actually play the game and I would really appreciate it if the developers added more ways for people to play by only using the mouse. Now take my money.

This is the best game since The Stanley Parable

Stanley sat in front of his computer. He was ordered to press a "thumbs up" button and write a positive review for a game that had been released just a few days prior. Having no prior knowledge about gaming, since he's only at most accustomed to just pushing buttons, Stanley pondered the title of said game. "The Stanley Parable: Ultra Deluxe". What a weird title. And why does it contain his own name? Surely this has nothing to do with him, because he was just Stanley, pressing buttons when demanded. Nothing was "ultra deluxe" about him pressing buttons. Not in any way at all. What even is the meaning of "ultra deluxe"? Coming to the conclusion that it was not his job to ponder such questions and instead press some more buttons, Stanley typed away on his keyboard, understanding non of the words he was tasked to write. Surely they'll make sense to someone else. Someone of greater intellect than him. Someone who truly cared about the words he would be about to send off into the vast internet ether, for others to read and enjoy and understand. Stanley, now happy with his work, clicked on the blue "Post review" button. Another job well done.

The broom closet was my favorite ending!!

Got stuck between two objects, waited 5 minutes for the narrator to speak, realised it was a bug. 10/10 game.

best played completely blind

you know the drill now, see you in 10 years

✓ I get to annoy the narrator again, in more ways than before
✓ I get to set the clock to 4:20pm
✓ Clicky ASMR
✓ I get to crouch in the broom closet again, now with a bucket!
Rating: Totally Ultra Deluxe/10

Oh btw 10 years from now would be around 2032, see you again then

Did you get the Broom closet ending? The Broom closet ending was my favourite!

This game is amazing. 11/10
But I feel bad for the narrator, could someone give him a hug?
Can I give him a hug?