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George learns success lies in doing the opposite of what he would normally do; Kramer appears on "Live -- Regis & Kathie Lee."

Kramer acts as chaperone when Jerry goes on a date with Miss Rhode Island (Marguerite MacIntyre).

George's date gets credit for a salad purchase; Newman once dumped Jerry's date; Kramer clashes with a former athlete.

After taking sleeping pills, Christine discovers that she made several embarrassing phone calls while knocked out.

Christine learns an astonishing secret after sleeping with Richard's attractive brother (Charles Esten).

Christine battles an aggressive activist with an opposing stance when she tries to become more politically active.

Christine nearly gets Mr. Harris fired when she sends an e-mail intended for Barb to all the parents at Ritchie's school.

A family feud erupts when the Conners learn that Darlene has refused a job that pays very well.

Becky considers making changes to her life after telling Roseanne how unhappy she is.

Nana Mary's (Shelley Winters) visit with a box of toys takes Roseanne and Jackie on a trip down memory lane.

Dan weighs a business opportunity; Jackie fears her new computer.

Roseanne plans to use Dan's severance check to take the family to Walt Disney World.

Walt Disney World has a profound effect on Roseanne's usually complaining brood.

David leaves the Conner household to work and live at a bizarre amusement park.

Roseanne and Dan are shocked and have very different reactions to Darlene and David's big news.

A television news reporter interviews Roseanne in the street.

Plans for David and Darlene's wedding are made; Bev (Estelle Parsons) fantasizes about her dance instructor (Tony Curtis).

Dan and Roseanne express their emotions on Darlene's wedding day.

David and Darlene postpone their honeymoon when an unplanned event occurs at the wedding reception.

Dan and Roseanne's marriage is threatened after Dan returns home from the hospital.

Molly wonders if she should tell Mike when she sees Carl coming out of Victoria's room late at night.

When Molly is accepted into an elite writers workshop in Iowa, Mike asks her not to go.

After being away at a writing workshop for eight weeks, Molly returns home and announces that her book is being published.

Molly's book advance is at risk as she tries to overcome writer's block; Mike worries he could be part of the problem.

Mike promises Molly he will be home in time for dinner on Christmas Eve -- until he and Carl find themselves in the back of a stolen truck; Molly is upset with Vince for trying to alter Christmas traditions.

A guys-only fishing trip doesn't turn out as Mike planned when Carl decides to ask Victoria to join them.

When Molly starts writing multiple drafts of her book, she starts to irritate Mike and the rest of the family.

When Mike's flirtations with a rookie police officer are met with reciprocation, he begins to feel guilty.

When Samuel receives a letter from his parents saying they are having financial issues, he considers moving back to Africa.

When Molly learns that Mike hasn't been to the doctor in over a decade, she urges him to make an appointment.

When her publisher requests that a provocative change be made to her book, Molly is faced with a dilemma.

When Joyce refuses to take a breathalyzer test at a checkpoint, Mike is forced to arrest her for driving under the influence.

Mike and Molly are excited to have the house to themselves for the weekend.

Children choose favorites from across the worlds of film, television, music, pop culture, animation and more.

Ray tries to talk to Ally about the birds and the bees, but she's more interested in learning about the meaning of life.

Debra runs for school board president, but she might lose Ray's vote because he doesn't like being left to care for the children.

When Ray and Debra agree to start calling each other's mother "mom," Marie has a surprising reaction. Katherine Helmond guest stars.

Jerry convinces George to ask baseball player Danny Tartabull to appear on a public television pledge drive.

A series of mishaps occur when George's phone lines get crossed and a woman answers when anyone calls.

Jerry's purchase of a new sofa helps Elaine land a new romantic interest when she begins dating the man who delivered it (David James Elliott).

Elaine must substitute for her boss in a merger deal; a girlfriend's mom sees George eating out of the trash.

Jerry is forced to treat an obnoxious comic (Stephen Hytner) to dinner after accepting a designer suit.

Elaine wins her boss (Ian Abercrombie) a chance to walk in the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade. George buys the car of a celebrity.

George hires a dowdy assistant (Vicki Lewis) whose competence and productivity prove to be a turn-on.

Jerry is challenged to a race by a former high-school classmate; Kramer fights for his rights as a store Santa.