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Dialogue Topic
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Form ID
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Player Prompt
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Response Text
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Script Notes
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| 1
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00598B5F
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00598B95
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Idle Chatter
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Be gentle with the robots, will you? They're only following their programming.
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| 2
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00598B96
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Welcome to Watoga. Humans are not welcome here.
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Imitating a Protectron, with a laugh at the end
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| 3
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00598B98
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Oh, joy! Flesh and bone.
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Sarcastic
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| 4
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00598B99
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Hope you're not here to massacre my mechanical buddies.
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| 5
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00598B9A
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Beep boop. Did I convince you?
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Imitating a robot
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| 6
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00598B60
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00598B9D
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GREETING
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Wanna talk about robots now?
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| 7
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00598B9E
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You've activated my 'Greeting' subroutine.
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| 8
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00598BA0
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I love robots. Have I mentioned I love robots?
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| 9
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00598BA2
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What's crackin', fleshling?
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fleshling = human
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| 10
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00598B61
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00598B86
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I don't know what you're talking about.
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Sure. Okay. Well, in case something ever sparks your curiosity for the inner workings of robots, let me give you the right tools to investigate.
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Skeptical
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| 11
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00598B63
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00598B90
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You got me. Nothing excites me like a sleek metal case and a powerful central processor.
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Finally, some common sense. Fleshy skin and brittle bone? Yuck. Industrial grade reinforced steel and hyperplexed optic sensors? Woof.
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| 12
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Speaking of robot parts, I've got some extras lying around. Why don't you use them to keep your bots in shape?
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| 13
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There's nothing worse than a mechanical malfunction at the wrong time.
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| 14
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00598B65
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00598B88
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Let's talk about something else.
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How about robots? I love talking about robots.
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| 15
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00598B67
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00598B92
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What's so bad about humans?
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I've never understood humans. They're always hurting each other. And they're really inefficient.
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| 16
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If you're going to destroy the world, at least do it properly and eliminate our parasitic species for good.
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| 17
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You know, before the War, I once got fired for telling my boss that his code was a pile of crap and needed to be reworked. But it was true!
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| 18
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00598B69
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00598B8A
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Why do you love robots so much?
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They exist for a purpose, and they do that purpose well. No if, ands, or buts about it.
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| 19
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Well, sometimes there are 'ifs' and 'ands', but with any luck they're well-documented, and-
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| 20
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Point is, robots always make sense. Anything they do, they do for a reason. I'd prefer if the whole world functioned that way.
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| 21
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Plus, they're cutie-pies!
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| 22
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00598B6B
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00598B94
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Let's talk about something else.
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Hit me.
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As in "hit me with your questions"
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| 23
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00598B6D
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00598B8D
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Is Watoga everything you dreamed of?
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Is it? I mean, aside from the corpses and debris everywhere... yes!
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| 24
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I would be happy to live out my days here and never meet another human soul again.
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| 25
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No offense.
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| 26
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00598B6F
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00598B9C
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Did you also become the mayor for a day?
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Oh! Made your way up to see MAIA, did you? I'm impressed.
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| 27
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Yeah. You can imagine my chagrin when I arrived at the promised robot utopia, only to get laser-beamed from every direction.
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| 28
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But I wasn't gonna give up on my dream that easily. So I loaded up on Stealth Boys and scoured the place until I found MAIA. The rest is history.
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| 29
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00598B71
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00598B8E
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Could you reprogram the robots not to attack me?
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It's a little more complicated than that, I'm afraid.
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| 30
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But even if there was an easy hack, I wouldn't be interested in giving special privileges to anyone who couldn't do it themselves.
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| 31
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Right now, Watoga belongs to the robots and me. And I like it that way.
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| 32
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00598B73
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00598B8B
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Do the robots not attack you?
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Nope! They like me.
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| 33
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And by like me, I mean they're running code that says I'm a special exception to their "kill everything" directive.
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| 34
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00598B75
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00598B85
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Why did all the robots turn hostile?
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That's not my business to tell. If you're really curious, try checking out the municipal center.
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| 35
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If you can survive it.
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| 36
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00598B77
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00598B8F
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I'll leave you to your robot paradise.
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And I'll leave you to your human wasteland.
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| 37
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00598B79
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00598B87
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[Perception 8+] I can tell that your passion for robots is not just intellectual.
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Well, duh. Why anyone suffers through teaching another human what they like and don't like, when they could just write it into code, is beyond me.
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| 38
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But hey, it takes one to know one, right?
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Calling the player out with a wink
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| 39
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00598B7B
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00598B91
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Who are you?
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Just a human pledging unwavering loyalty and devotion to superior AI.
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| 40
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00598B7D
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00598B89
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What is this place?
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Watoga - the city of the future!
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Spreading a banner
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| 41
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A fully automated utopia, with everything from hard labor to civil service in the hands of the bots.
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Euphoric; this truly is the best utopia she could imagine
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| 42
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I wish I could have seen it before the War. Things have gotten a little dingy since then.
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| 43
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00598B7F
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00598B93
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What is there to love about a heartless bucket of cogs and wires?
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Everything, really.
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| 44
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For one thing, they're not rude and judgmental like humans are. Unless you program them to be.
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| 45
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But I'm pretty used to humans being like that.
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Extra touch of resentment on "that"
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| 46
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00598B81
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00598B8C
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Um... No?
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Well, I do. They're smarter, sleeker, faster, stronger... I could go on.
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Getting more and more excited, and then controlling herself at the end
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| 47
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But I won't waste my breath if I'm boring you.
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| 48
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00598B83
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00598B9B
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Me, too! Robots are the best.
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You do? I thought I was the only one.
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| 49
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Our mechanical pals always got a bad rap for taking human jobs. But I say: if they can do it better, let them!
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| 50
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And believe me when I say they can do it better.
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Eyebrow wiggle
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| 51
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00598D6B
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00599461
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Have you checked the RobCo Research Center?
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Scoured it from top to bottom, no dice on the servo. Well, maybe my lucky day is simply yet to come.
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With a hopeful sigh
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| 52
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Or, I'll have to make it myself.
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Lightbulb!
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| 53
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00598D6D
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00599463
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What's your favorite type of robot?
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Oh, dear. How could I possibly choose?
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| 54
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Protectrons are charming. Simple, quaint design, marching ever forward on a single directive.
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| 55
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But Handys are so versatile! So many possible attachments. Eh, but the human personality thing really drops their point value.
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| 56
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Eyebots? Boring. Liberators - too political. Robobrains - creepy.
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| 57
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Ohoho, Assaultrons... now those pack some grievous power. Buuut I don't like the humanoid body.
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| 58
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I got it. Sentry Bots. Massive. Commanding. Powerful. Really the whole package.
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THICC
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| 59
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00598D6E
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00599460
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Do robots have souls?
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Do humans have souls? How do you define a soul?
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| 60
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If it's something that gives you purpose, then robots have more of a soul than any other entity I know.
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| 61
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00598D70
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00599462
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Let's talk about something else.
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Aw, do we have to?
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| 62
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00598D71
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0059945F
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Let's talk about robots!
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You couldn't have said a more delightful series of words.
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| 63
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Have you read about the latest servo model RobCo was working on before the War? I'm still trying to get my hands on one.
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