This is a transcript for dialogue with Primm Slim. |
Topics[]
TOPIC | TOPIC TEXT / PROMPT | EMOTION | RESPONSE TEXT | # |
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GREETING | GREETING | Neutral 50 | Howdy pardner! Welcome to the Vikki and Vance Casino and Museum. | 1 |
GREETING | Neutral 50 | Howdy pardner! Any luck tracking down Vance's gun? | 2 | |
GREETING | Neutral 50 | Always good to see you, pardner! Anything I can help you with? | 3 | |
PrimmSlimAboutBisonSteve Tell me about the Bison Steve. |
What about the Bison Steve hotel, across the street? | Neutral 50 | {clears throat} The Bison Steve is one of Primm's less-impressive casino hotels. I'd steer clear of that place, pardner, if I were you. | 4 |
Neutral 50 | Rumor is the dealers over there cheat, and that rickety roller-coaster's liable to fall down any day 'cause it wasn't built to code. | 5 | ||
PrimmSlimAboutCasinoMuseum | What is this place? | Neutral 50 | Why, this is the Vikki and Vance Casino and Museum - Primm's Primm-eer tourist attraction and resort destination! Yeehaw! | 6 |
PrimmSlimAboutHimself | Who are you? | Neutral 50 | Primm Slim at your service! Authentic cowpoke and official spokesbot of the Vikki and Vance Casino and Museum! Yeehaw! | 7 |
PrimmSlimAboutPrimm Tell me about Primm |
Tell me about Primm. | Neutral 50 | Primm is a thriving resort community located in Clark County, Nevada, right along Interstate 15. | 8 |
Neutral 50 | Whether you can't wait 'til Vegas to try your luck, or want to hit one last jackpot before you leave Nevada, Primm's your place! | 9 | ||
Neutral 50 | The town's Primm-eer attraction is the world-famous Vikki and Vance Casino and Museum, so you came to the right place, pardner! | 10 | ||
PrimmSlimGun Did you know that Vance's gun is missing? |
Did you know that Vance's gun is missing? | Neutral 50 | Just mosey on over to the display case and you'll see it plain as day. Quite a piece, that gun. Mint condition. Never fired. | 11 |
PrimmSlimGunMissing No, the gun is missing. |
The display case is empty. The gun's missing. | Neutral 50 | Have you gone loco, pardner? I can see the gun with my own three photo sensors from where I'm standing right now. | 12 |
Neutral 50 | [You hear strange sounds coming from Primm Slim. He may be trying to read a corrupted file, but it would take more science knowledge to be sure.] | 13 | ||
The gun is still missing. | Neutral 50 | Quit yammering on about missing guns, pardner. Primm Slim's a busy man, ain't got time for that sort of bosh. | 14 | |
PrimmSlimGunNo | I haven't found the gun. | Neutral 50 | Dang it. I hope you'll keep looking. | 15 |
PrimmSlimGunScience What happened to Vance's Gun? |
Scan your data registry. You've been hacked. | Neutral 50 | [SUCCEEDED] <Primm Slim buzzes and whirs while he reformats.> | 16 |
Neutral 50 | Well look at that. I happened across this data file locked away in an isolated sub-system. | 17 | ||
Maybe you've been hacked or something? | Neutral 50 | [FAILED] You're plumb loco partner. | 18 | |
PrimmSlimGunYes | I found the gun. Here it is. | Neutral 50 | Those thieves had some gall, stealing from a museum dedicated to romanticizing a couple of criminals! | 19 |
Neutral 50 | I'll make sure the gun ends up back on display. I thank you, Primm thanks you, and I do believe Vance'd thank you, if he could. | 20 | ||
PrimmSlimSheriff Reprogram Primm Slim to serve as Primm's Sheriff. |
<Reprogram Primm Slim to serve as Primm's Sheriff.> | Neutral 50 | [SUCCEEDED] Bzzzt... Law Enforcement Protocols reinstated, pardner. Initializing use of force authorization... authorization found. Yee-haw! | 21 |
<Try to reprogram Primm Slim to act as Sheriff of Primm.> | Neutral 50 | [FAILED] Aw, shucks, SYSTEM RUNTIME ERROR! Unable to initialize Law Enforcement Protocols, pardner! | 22 | |
PrimmSlimSheriff2 Reprogram Primm Slim to serve as Primm's Sheriff using parts. |
<Reprogram Primm Slim to serve as Primm's Sheriff using 3 fission batteries and 4 conductors.> | Neutral 50 | Bzzzt... Law Enforcement Protocols reinstated, pardner. Initializing use of force authorization... authorization found. Yee-haw! | 23 |
<Reprogram Primm Slim to serve as Primm's Sheriff using 3 fission batteries and 4 conductors.> | Neutral 50 | Aw, shucks, SYSTEM RUNTIME ERROR! Unable to initialize Law Enforcement Protocols, pardner! | 24 | |
PrimmSlimSomethingElse Ok then, let's talk about something else. |
Let's talk about something else. | Neutral 50 | Yessir, you just tell ol' Primm Slim what you'd like to know. | 25 |
Let's talk about something else. | Neutral 50 | Yes ma'am, you just tell ol' Primm Slim what you'd like to know. | 26 | |
PrimmSlimVVHistoryNo | Another time, maybe. | Neutral 50 | Have it your way, pardner. Maybe work up your curiosity by having a look at thrilling exhibits like the genuine Death Car and Vance's machine gun! | 27 |
PrimmSlimVVHistoryYes | Tell me the whole story of Vikki and Vance. | Neutral 50 | Yahoo! I ain't had a chance to tell their tale in a mess of years. | 28 |
Neutral 50 | First things first: any bosh you've heard about Vikki and Vance being copycats ain't nothing but ill-tempered slander. | 29 | ||
Neutral 50 | Fact is, they begun their crime spree two days before Bonnie and Clyde robbed their first bank - so who was copying who? | 30 | ||
Neutral 50 | Now true, Vikki and Vance didn't exactly cut a wide swath of murder and bank robbery across the central U.S., like Bonnie and Clyde did. | 31 | ||
Neutral 50 | It was more like a narrow swath of shoplifting, check-cashing fraud, and gas pump driveoffs - but crime is crime! They drove reckless, too. | 32 | ||
Neutral 50 | Having lived by the gun - well, Vance owned one, anyway - it was only fitting that the duo of desperados would die by the gun. | 33 | ||
Neutral 50 | Perhaps it was fate itself that accidentally drove them into a crossfire between police and a gang of bank robbers in Plano, Texas. | 34 | ||
Neutral 50 | Or maybe they just didn't notice until it was too late. It's been said that Vikki would have tried to cash a bad check in that bank, had she lived. | 35 | ||
Neutral 50 | We'll never know for sure. All we know is that the crossfire tore the car and both occupants to pieces, and the police issued an official apology. | 36 | ||
Neutral 50 | You can put your eyes on the genuine Death Car just over yonder, and there's Vance's machine gun in the case next to it! | 37 | ||
Tell me about Vikki and Vance again. | Neutral 50 | You got it, Pardner. Primm Slim loves to spin a yarn. | 38 | |
Neutral 50 | First things first: any bosh you've heard about Vikki and Vance being copycats ain't nothing but ill-tempered slander. | 39 | ||
Neutral 50 | Fact is, they begun their crime spree two days before Bonnie and Clyde robbed their first bank - so who was copying who? | 40 | ||
Neutral 50 | Now true, Vikki and Vance didn't exactly cut a wide swath of murder and bank robbery across the central U.S., like Bonnie and Clyde did. | 41 | ||
Neutral 50 | It was more like a narrow swath of shoplifting, check-cashing fraud, and gas pump driveoffs - but crime is crime! They drove reckless, too. | 42 | ||
Neutral 50 | Having lived by the gun - well, Vance owned one, anyway - it was only fitting that the duo of desperados would die by the gun. | 43 | ||
Neutral 50 | Perhaps it was fate itself that accidentally drove them into a crossfire between police and a gang of bank robbers in Plano, Texas. | 44 | ||
Neutral 50 | Or maybe they just didn't notice until it was too late. It's been said that Vikki might have tried to cash a bad check in that bank, had she lived. | 45 | ||
Neutral 50 | We'll never know for sure. All we know is that the crossfire shot the car and both occupants to pieces, and the police issued an official apology. | 46 | ||
Neutral 50 | You can put your eyes on the genuine Death Car just over yonder, and there's Vance's machine gun in the case next to it! | 47 | ||
PrimmSlimWhoIsVikiAndVance Tell me about the Vikki and Vance |
Who were Vikki and Vance? | Neutral 50 | Where have you been, pardner? Hiding under a rock? | 48 |
Neutral 50 | Vikki and Vance were this nation's fourth or maybe fifth most infamous celebrity outlaw couple ever, that's who they was! | 49 | ||
Neutral 50 | Primm Slim here can tell you the whole story, if you can spare a minute to hear the tale. | 50 | ||
VMS02AnyNPCAboutNCR Any idea what the NCR's up to in Primm? |
Do you know if the NCR has any plans to attack the prison north of here? | Neutral 50 | There's a prison north of here? Well, don't go picking up any hitchhikers and you should be all right. | 51 |
Conversation[]
TOPIC | TOPIC TEXT / PROMPT | EMOTION | RESPONSE TEXT | # |
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GOODBYE | Goodbye. | Neutral 50 | Happy trails partner. | 52 |
Radio[]
TOPIC | TOPIC TEXT / PROMPT | EMOTION | RESPONSE TEXT | # |
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RNVNewsStory2 | RNVNewsStoryLine2 | Neutral 50 | {Primm Slim:} Loading Public Appeasement Oration... complete. Howdy... citizens. How about a yee-haw for law and order in the fine town of ERROR: TOKEN NOT FOUND? | 53 |