| # | SCENE | DIALOGUE BEFORE | RESPONSE TEXT | DIALOGUE AFTER | ABXY |
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| 7 | ParkerQuinnScene1 | | {Surprised} Pardon me, sir. Parker Quinn. I just wanted to say, it's a good thing you came by my corner. | Player Default: Good to meet you, Mister Quinn. | A |
| 8 | | {Surprised} Pardon me, ma'am. Parker Quinn. I just wanted to say, it's a good thing you came by my corner. | Player Default: Good to meet you, Mister Quinn. | A |
| 9 | Player Default: Good to meet you, Mister Quinn. | {Note test / Amused} Mister Quinn? What are we strangers? Mister Quinn's my father's name. I'm Parker. | Player Default: Okay. Parker, it is. | A1a |
| 10 | Player Default: Whatever it is, I'm not interested. | {Amused} Ahhh... You're a smart one. I respect that. I respect that. But how do you know you're not interested if you don't what I was going say. | | B1a |
| 11 | | {Puzzled} Unless you're psychic, in which case that'd be wicked impressive. Wait... are you psychic? | Player Default: I totally am. I can see the future. | B1b |
| 12 | Player Default: If you say so. | {Disbelief} I do. I do say so. Cause man, I look at you, and I swear to God - no lie - and I say, "This guy. He is no friggin' joke."
| | X1a |
| 13 | | {SinisterSmile} He walks down the street like he was born here. And nobody's born here - cause Ghouls, if anything, probably eat babies. | | X1b |
| 14 | | {Confident} But no, that means you're smart. Super smart. | Player Default: Okay, well... thanks for the compliment. | X1c |
| 15 | Player Default: If you say so. | {Disbelief} I do. I do say so. Cause lady, I look at you, and I swear to God - no lie - and I say, "This chick. She is no friggin' joke." | | X2a |
| 16 | | {SinisterSmile} She walks down the street like she was born here. And nobody's born here - cause Ghouls, if anything, probably eat babies. | | X2b |
| 17 | | {Confident} But no, that means you're smart. Super smart. | Player Default: Okay, well... thanks for the compliment. | X2c |
| 18 | Player Default: Yeah? Why is that? | {Conspiratorial} Cause I got something you need. Seriously. I can TELL you need it. You know how I know? Just cause you're here. | | Y1a |
| 19 | | {Confident} If a guy stays alive in the Commonwealth - enough to go walking through Southie - he got his affairs in order. You know your shit. | Player Default: It's true. I do know my shit. | Y1b |
| 20 | Player Default: Yeah? Why is that? | {Conspiratorial} Cause I got something you need. Seriously. I can TELL you need it. You know how I know? Just cause you're here. | | Y2a |
| 21 | | {Confident} If a lady stays alive in the Commonwealth - enough to go walking through Southie - she got her affairs in order. You know your shit. | Player Default: It's true. I do know my shit. | Y2b |
| 22 | | {Disgust} Okay then. Fuck you very much. | | A1a |
| 23 | ParkerQuinnScene2 | | {Confident} I knew you'd be back. You want that charge card now? | Player Default: Sounds good. I'll take one. | A |
| 24 | | {Confident} Look... Because you're obviously a busy, dangerous, and exceedingly intelligent person, I'm going to cut right to it. | | A1a |
| 25 | | {Conspiratorial} I'm going to make you a proposition so spectacular, you can't possibly say no. You ready? | Player Default: I'm ready. | A1b |
| 26 | Player Default: I'm ready. | {Disgust} Every day, you gotta buy stuff. Food, ammo, beer, whatever. And you pay with caps. Caps. Bottle caps. What is this, fuckin' 1612? | | A1a |
| 27 | | {Angry} A bunch of losers blow up the world 200 years ago, and we have to lug around piles of bottle caps. Are you friggin' kidding me? | | A1b |
| 28 | | {Confident} So that's why I've been working with every single shop in the Commonwealth to get RID of caps. | | A1c |
| 29 | | {Confident} Introducing the only form of currency you'll ever need. | | A1d |
| 30 | | {Happy} The charge card. | Player Default: Interesting idea. | A1e |
| 31 | Player Default: Interesting idea. | {Irritated} Interesting? A work of art's interesting. This is frigging revolutionary. | ParkerQuinnAlias: It's super simple. You give me 110 caps right now, and I give you this charge card. | A1a |
| 32 | Player Default: You're a fucking thief. | {Defiant} What? What did you call me? You calling me a thief? Do you know who I am? Do you have any idea who I am or who I know? | | B1a |
| 33 | | {Angry} You are so dead! Do you understand me? You're dead! | | B1b |
| 34 | | Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! | | B1c |
| 35 | | Oh my God, the look on your face! I'm totally fucking with you. | ParkerQuinnAlias: It's super simple. You give me 110 caps right now, and I give you this charge card. | B1d |
| 36 | Player Default: Tell me about it. | {Confident} Okay. Can do. | ParkerQuinnAlias: It's super simple. You give me 110 caps right now, and I give you this charge card. | X1a |
| 37 | Player Default: The... charge card? | {Surprised} Thats's what I said! Charge card! | ParkerQuinnAlias: It's super simple. You give me 110 caps right now, and I give you this charge card. | Y1a |
| 38 | Player Default: Interesting? A work of art's interesting. This is frigging revolutionary. | {Confident} It's super simple. You give me 110 caps right now, and I give you this charge card. | | A1a |
| 39 | | {SinisterSmile} Accepted at any store in the Commonwealth, up to 100 caps. The 10 extra caps is my service fee. | | A1b |
| 40 | | {Pleading} So what do you say? Want one? | Player Default: Sounds good. I'll take one. | A1c |
| 41 | Player Default: Sounds good. I'll take one. | {Happy} Awesome. I'll take your money, and you get the charge card. Great doing business with you. Tell your friends -- Parker Quinn. Same corner, every day. | ParkerQuinnAlias: Retard. | A1a |
| 42 | Player Default: Sounds good. I'll take one. | {Irritated} Well this is ironic. I'm trying to help free you from the burden of carrying too many caps when really... you're poor. So, come back when you're not. | ParkerQuinnAlias: Retard. | A2a |
| 43 | Player Default: You're out of your mind. | {Sad} Well. I'm sorry you feel that way. But hey, it's your loss. Change your mind, you know where to find me. | ParkerQuinnAlias: Retard. | B1a |
| 44 | Player Default: I need to think about it. | {Disbelief} Come on, seriously? What's there to think about? I have it, you want it. So let's do it. Look, take some time. No pressure. All right? I'll be here. | ParkerQuinnAlias: Retard. | X1a |
| 45 | Player Default: And this isn't some kind of scam? | {Depressed} I can't believe you just asked me that. What, I'm a charlatan? You think I got this far in life by ripping people off? | | Y1a |
| 46 | | {Worried} I'm an entrepreneur. This is as real as it gets. | Player Default: Sounds good. I'll take one. | Y1b |
| 47 | Player Default: Awesome. I'll take your money, and you get the charge card. Great doing business with you. Tell your friends -- Parker Quinn. Same corner, every day. | {Disgust} Retard. | | A1a |
| 48 | ParkerQuinnSceneBranch1a | Player Default: Okay. Parker, it is. | {SinisterSmile} Hey! Look at that! We're friends now. I'm Parker - and you. You... are sir. | | A1a |
| 49 | Player Default: Okay. Parker, it is. | {SinisterSmile} Hey! Look at that! We're friends now. I'm Parker - and you. You... are ma'am. | | A2a |
| 50 | Player Default: I don't care what your name is. | {Sad} Aw, see, you don't trust me, do you? Guy comes up to you on a corner, engages you in conversation, you get suspicious. I don't blame ya. | | B1a |
| 51 | Player Default: So you knew your father? I'm impressed. | {Suspicious} Oh my God, you're wise ass. No, it's all right. I come from a long line of wiseasses. Also, violent drunks. | | X1a |
| 52 | Player Default: What is it you want... Parker? | {Grateful} I'll tell you. You're being so patient, thank you so much. | | Y1a |
| 53 | | {Confident} The only thing I want is to do what God almighty put me on this Earth to do - and that's to help my fellow man. Or woman. | | Y1b |
| 54 | | {Disgust} Cause I don't like that misanthropic garbage. A girl can do anything a man can. | | Y1c |
| 55 | ParkerQuinnSceneBranch2a | Player Default: I totally am. I can see the future. | {Disbelief} No fuckin' shit. So you already knew you were going to meet me, and have the best day of your life? Now I'm jealous. | | A1a |
| 56 | Player Default: No... I'm not psychic. | {Worried} Okay, good. Cause then I'd want you to tell me how I'm going to die, and it would be a huge mistake. | | B1a |
| 57 | | {Irritated} It would be like, "In two days you're going to get ripped in half by a fucking Super Mutant." | | B1b |
| 58 | | {Neutral} And I definitely would NOT want to know that. | | B1c |
| 59 | Player Default: Anything's possible. | {Surprised} It is! It is. Anything IS possible. You know that used to be the Massachusetts state motto? | | X1a |
| 60 | | {Happy} Come to Massachusetts! Where ANYTHING is possible! | | X1b |
| 61 | | {Puzzled} So I guess that includes meeting psychic dudes in the middle of nowhere. Life's weird that way. | | X1c |
| 62 | Player Default: Are you kidding me? | {Grateful} Well I guess that answers my question, because if you was psychic, you would know that I am definitely NOT kidding you. | | Y1a |
| 63 | ParkerQuinnSceneBranch3a | Player Default: Okay, well... thanks for the compliment. | {Grateful} You're welcome. See, look at us. Being all polite. Just two people, having a talk, being civil. It's nice isn't it? | | A1a |
| 64 | | {Surprised} Cause I think we both know most conversations these days are like, "Hello." And then someone gets stabbed in the liver. | | A1b |
| 65 | | {InPain} And then it's all, "Ah, help me, I'm bleedin', somebody get a doctor!" Seriously. | | A1c |
| 66 | Player Default: You're wasting my time... | I am sorry, sir, if you were given that impression. I certainly do NOT mean to waste your time. | | B1a |
| 67 | | I apologize expectorantly if you're feeling that way. Definitely not my intention. | | B1b |
| 68 | Player Default: If you have a point, make it. | {Defiant} Oh, I got a point. I got a point like a spear. | | X1a |
| 69 | Player Default: Is this all leading somewhere? | {Friendly} Fair question. Totally fair. To which I say - yes. I am not standing out here freezing my balls of talking to some random stranger for no reason. | | Y1a |
| 70 | | {Disbelief} Not saying that's never happened, but it's definitely not happening right now. | | Y1b |
| 71 | ParkerQuinnSceneBranch4a | Player Default: It's true. I do know my shit. | {Amused} Oh, I like you. You got a mouth like a native, and I bet a brain to match. Means you know a good thing when you see one. | | A1a |
| 72 | | {Puzzled} You remind me of this guy I knew from Dorchester. But I regress. | | A1b |
| 73 | Player Default: Take your sales pitch and shove it up your ass. | {Disbelief} Jesus! You kiss your mother with that mouth? I'm just trying to be nice, here. No need to get conformational. | | B1a |
| 74 | Player Default: Okay, so tell me what I need. | {Disbelief} I will! That's why we're having this discourse. | | X1a |
| 75 | Player Default: And what is it you think I need? | {Grateful} Something super special, that's what. | | Y1a |
| 76 | - | | Owwwww. Seriously? | | |
| 77 | | Oh my God. I think I got a punctured liver. | | |
| 78 | | What, you wanna go? | | |
| 79 | | Come on, hard guy! | | |
| 80 | | Aahh! Why you gotta be like that? | | |
| 81 | | Ahh! Mother... | | |
| 82 | | {SinisterSmile} You have fun with that charge card. | | |
| 83 | | {Stern} No refunds or exchanges. | | |
| 84 | | {Amused} Hey, come back next week. I'll give you a good deal on an apartment in Trinity Tower. | | |
