Blaseball For The Win

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See, that���s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
polkadotpatterson
wayslidecool

for about a year, i've been maintaining a personal Blaseball Player Generator, gradually curating the name pool more and more to my liking. but having updated the pool so far past actual names from the Blaseball name pool got me wondering... how convincing are the names from this generator? well i created a uquiz to find out! this quiz is about 50 questions long, and escalates in difficulty with more and more obscure players. good luck!

I got 60 percent good quiz
polkadotpatterson
wayslidecool

for about a year, i've been maintaining a personal Blaseball Player Generator, gradually curating the name pool more and more to my liking. but having updated the pool so far past actual names from the Blaseball name pool got me wondering... how convincing are the names from this generator? well i created a uquiz to find out! this quiz is about 50 questions long, and escalates in difficulty with more and more obscure players. good luck!

sovietsquiddo
frociaggine

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muoio malissimo

mostvaliantandmostpround

What a funny story...

frociaggine

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postmodernmulticoloredcloak

okay context for the non-italians. long story short: it's pretty much impossible from an engineering perspective. there are very strong and swirly currents that make it not feasible to just build a bridge where the coasts are the closest - it would have to be built in a spot where the distance between the coasts is wider, a little too much for a bridge possibly, but also, like, outside of the cities, which means it would still be quicker for people to step on the ferry than drive all the way to the bridge. the ferry is quick, cheap, also they've introduced sustainable non-polluting boats, so, literally no one in either sicily or calabria wants a useless bridge, even if it could be built safely.

on top of that... it's a seismic area. you really don't want to make engineering experiments there.

governments have tried to figure out a way to build that bridge at least from the 60s, afaik, but engineers have just come to the conclusion that nope.

also: people in sicily and calabria have reason to believe that if a project like that gets given the green light, it will end up fattening the pockets of corrupted politicians and mafia groups.

pretty straightforward right? yeah... NOPE!

the italian right has been waving the proposal of building that bridge for decades. every once in a while, when you think you're free, BAM the right-wing politician genius of the moment comes up with the law proposal to build the bridge. it used to be berlusconi, now berlusconi is dead, recently it's been salvini. they propose to build the bridge, the left says "what the fuck", and the right goes see!! the left doesn't want progress and development for the country!! they want the country to languish and die!!

(in the meanwhile taxpayers' euros go into paying commissions that need to figure out how to build the bridge, ignoring that there's been a billion commissions over almost a century that have all come to the conclusion that nope.)

(also remember what i said about corrupted politicians and mafia groups? well try to guess the reason it's the right-wing parties that keep insisting on building this fucking bridge.)

it's become a total national joke. mention the bridge on the strait to an italian, they'll laugh as they go through the 5 stages of italian political grief.

heyguysiwrotesomething

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bumblewyn
seanofbeankeep

People losing it at the ‘pause button’ suggestion for Elden Ring are not prepared for my ‘tourist mode’ suggestion.

There should be a mode where people like me can just run around and look at the pretty landscape and soak in the atmosphere with the soundtrack. All NPCs and Bosses are still there, but instead of fighting you they stand still and do a lil wave 👋 as you admire them. Maybe some start reciting the game lore like they’re tour guides lol

graepix
nixcraft

Literal definition of spyware:

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Also From Microsoft’s own FAQ: "Note that Recall does not perform content moderation. It will not hide information such as passwords or financial account numbers. 🤡

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caroline-vibecheck

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alluringapex

There's a way to remove it~

Go into the power shell

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then paste in:

reg add HKCU\Software\Policies\Microsoft\Windows\WindowsCopilot /v "TurnOffWindowsCopilot" /t REG_DWORD /f /d 1


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like this

Then restart.

Also here is how to turn off the awful search suggestions: