NPJ: The Game 9+

At exactly 12:36 AM I failed. I thought I’d be fine and the pains would leave, let’s just say I was wrong. I quickly felt the demons enter my body and they where rushing to get out. I ran to the bathroom, clutching my stomach, realizing what was about to come. I slam the door to the bathroom and pull my pants down. I’m about to release the monster when I look at my phone and realize it’s July first. I remember how Cron was relying on all of us so I try to clench it out for him. I pull up my pants and walk with a bit of pride, thinking I had survived the nightmare, I was mistaken. The second I closed the door the monster I was holding back decided to bring in back up and break through the doors. They blew out of my body that I think my soul had gone with it. A painful blow rips through my undies, than my pants. In a scream of agony I grab a table to make sure I didn’t go with it. The “Monster” not only blowing through my undergarments, but blew a hole right through my bathroom door. This cinematic sequence was followed by weeps, knowing that I had failed what I was waiting for. With my (newly) brown pants down to my knees, I sadly walk over to my white board, and turn the zero days of NPJ into a sad face. I than walk to my bedroom and try to sleep. I don’t take off my pants because I know I don’t deserve clean ones.
I am sorry I had to inform you this
Don’t end up like me brothers, good luck🫡

I started to play this game. I thought it was just gonna be another mobile game from some YouTuber. but I ended up realizing that this game had transcended reality. this game was an interdimensional masterpiece. even 100,000 years in the future, they will still be talking about this game as if it was Jesus coming down to earth in the flesh. The true site of the icon on my phone is enough to send shivers down my spine. Not even to mention the gameplay. The most original never before done ever by anybody else anything has ever been. Please welcome our new lord and savior, okcron.

In a fr note this is just a cash grab by this dev that just used cron’s name to get money. It’s not the worse since atleast it’s based on cron which is why it gets 3 stars but besides that, the models are lazy. You have to watch a ton of ads. The gameplay is confusing (you don’t kill the things but rather atleast them so they become coins??) and worse of all you have to use WiFi to play not to mention this APL tracks your data. All in all I love cron’s content and I enjoy it atleast it is based of cron in some aspects but I’m tired of these quick money grab games that just use a popular video to get views, and ofc there fan base will spam this game with 5 stars even though it isn’t a 5 star game. In the slight chance you are reading this cron please don’t accept these offers, you are making your fan base download bad games.

TLDR: This game is just a cash grab and Isn’t good, don’t waste your time. Hopefully a good game dev can make cron a decent game.